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    Quote Originally Posted by Cole View Post


    yo momma so fat that her family cries when they worry about her diet and whether or not shell have a premature death
    Yo mom's so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ecstasy View Post


    Yo mom's so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs
    yo momma so fat she frequently gets kidney stones and cant pee properly so she has to put in a catheter but it really just hurts more because of the urination strain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cole View Post


    yo momma so fat she frequently gets kidney stones and cant pee properly so she has to put in a catheter but it really just hurts more because of the urination strain
    Yo mama's so old I told her to act her age she died
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ecstasy View Post


    Yo mama's so old I told her to act her age she died
    your momma so old she probably has a lot of stories to tell about the 50's

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cole View Post


    your momma so old she probably has a lot of stories to tell about the 50's
    Yo mama's such a loser she uses Microsoft Word to write a love letter

    Win Let's stop now, or these mod are goin' to ban us
     
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    fine but i had waaay more to do

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cole View Post
    fine but i had waaay more to do
    If you want to be banned for spam Let's go
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cole View Post


    yo momma so fat she has to take vitamins and go to weight loss treatment centers where there considering a double bypass.


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    Your mother is so stupid, that she had you, and now you're here telling stupid "yo momma" jokes on MPGH.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toxin View Post
    Your mother is so stupid, that she had you, and now you're here telling stupid "yo momma" jokes on MPGH.



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    Didn't know I was still in elementary school.

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    @Toxin yo momma so dumb she bought a puzzle box, and she gave it back to the store cause she said the puzzle was broken.

    @Ecstasy yo momma so fat NASA put a satellite around her.
    God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy.

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    Your momma so fat she needs a lifeguard when having cereal

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    this thread is so stupid it deserves to be deleted



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