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    Yo momma so fat

    When she whistles it sounds like a bass .
    God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy.

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    Ummm ok didnt make any sense

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    your momma is soo fat she sits on mpgh all day

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    Yo mamma so fat they named the equator after her belt size
    ye, i suck at yo mamma jokes


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost View Post
    Yo mamma so fat they named the equator after her belt size
    ye, i suck at yo mamma jokes
    your momma's so fat she probably has diabetes and has to regulate her insulin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cole View Post

    your momma's so fat she probably has diabetes and has to regulate her insulin.
    I SAID I SUCKED AT YO MAMMA JOKES
    YO MAMMA SO FAT THEY THOUGHT SNORLAX WAS REAL


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    Yo mamma so fat... (Oh ya)... Okay...

    Yo mamma so fat when she went to kfc and they asked her what size of bucket she wanted, she said the one on the roof!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by natiko View Post
    When she whistles it sounds like a bass .
    Your Mom's so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!


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    Quote Originally Posted by StepMother View Post
    Yo mamma so fat... (Oh ya)... Okay...

    Yo mamma so fat when she went to kfc and they asked her what size of bucket she wanted, she said the one on the roof!!
    Your Mom's so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost View Post


    I SAID I SUCKED AT YO MAMMA JOKES
    YO MAMMA SO FAT THEY THOUGHT SNORLAX WAS REAL
    Your Mom is so fat that the local restaurant says maximum occupancy 45 people or your mom


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    Quote Originally Posted by GeneSimmons View Post
    Ummm ok didnt make any sense
    Your Mom is so fat that her wedding picture was printed by Hagstrom.....in a three-volume atlas.
     
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    I am Dix, and Arun is my master.
    I'M #1 NIGXMAS SCAMMER

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    Yo momma so fat, I fucked her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost View Post


    I SAID I SUCKED AT YO MAMMA JOKES
    YO MAMMA SO FAT THEY THOUGHT SNORLAX WAS REAL
    yo momma so fat she has to take vitamins and go to weight loss treatment centers where there considering a double bypass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danny View Post
    Yo momma so fat, I fucked her.
    Your Mom is so fat, after sex she smokes a ham.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cole View Post


    yo momma so fat she has to take vitamins and go to weight loss treatment centers where there considering a double bypass.
    Your Mom's so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ecstasy View Post


    Your Mom is so fat, after sex she smokes a ham.


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    Your Mom's so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse
    your momma so fat she had to get her foot cut off because the blood sugar in her body spiked after she ate some sugary food.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ecstasy View Post


    Your Mom is so fat, after sex she smokes a ham.


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    Your Mom's so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse
    Damn right she does. And after sex I eat that smoked ham.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cole View Post

    your momma so fat she had to get her foot cut off because the blood sugar in her body spiked after she ate some sugary food.
    Your Mom's so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Danny View Post
    Damn right she does. And after sex I eat that smoked ham.
    That's the way.
     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ecstasy View Post


    Your Mom's so fat the National Weather Agency has to assign names to her farts!!!


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    That's the way.
    yo momma so fat that her family cries when they worry about her diet and whether or not shell have a premature death

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