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    I've done it a couple times (desperate times call for desperate measures). Definitely makes more noise. But probably won't ever do it again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KABLE View Post
    Am I the only one that doesn't masturbate at all?
    Are you a good christian boy who was groped by Reverend Robert when you were 7?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ethereal View Post
    What the fuck... what kind of question is this, and why would you assume all these guys jack off in the shower?
    Maybe you spy on people?
    The internet gives the impression that a lot of people masturbate in the shower.

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    Who dont masturb is gay..

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    ahaha wdf.

    Never heard of this.

    I guess your not alone.
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    I did this once, I used body wash. It went up my pee whole. Burned like a bitch.


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    Quote Originally Posted by malok1000 View Post
    I did this once, I used body wash. It went up my pee whole. Burned like a bitch.
    That's retardation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by malok1000 View Post
    I did this once, I used body wash. It went up my pee whole. Burned like a bitch.
    wtf? That's some textbook downs behavior right there.

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    I couldn't help it. I was like 13, I had my iPod in there so I looked up porn, and I thought the body wash smelt good and made my skin soft so I used it. I got out of the shower and it felt like I rammed a pencil up there. My mom still wonders why I acted retarded when I got out the night.


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    Quote Originally Posted by malok1000 View Post
    I couldn't help it. I was like 13, I had my iPod in there so I looked up porn, and I thought the body wash smelt good and made my skin soft so I used it. I got out of the shower and it felt like I rammed a pencil up there. My mom still wonders why I acted retarded when I got out the night.
    What the fuck is wrong with you?

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    that confused me so much... i didnt get it

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    if you get soap or anything like that in your pee hole that shit fucking burns when you pee lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cthulhu View Post


    What the fuck is wrong with you?
    I really don't know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by InHuman View Post
    if you get soap or anything like that in your pee hole that shit fucking burns when you pee lol
    Hell yes it does.


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    Quote Originally Posted by malok1000 View Post
    I really don't know.

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    Hell yes it does.
    Need to know basis. I did not need to know.

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