If you have any testosterone in your body, you probably have a jungle of hair near your anus. It's extremely hard to get rid of, and when you do it's painful for days. Here's a tutorial on how to get rid of it with minimal discomfort.
1. Wash it.
It's kind of gross, but you have to do it. Fill up a bathtub and sit down in it. Get shampoo and... lather your butt with it. Rinse it in the tub and proceed to step 2.
2. Trim it.
Start by trimming it as short as possible. Get the sharpest scissors available and think of every position you can to use them on your anal hairs.
This is the position I use.
3. Shave it.
You should have it short enough to use an electric razor. You can get a cheap electric razor from walmart. While you're there, pick up some baby powder and Vaseline.
Use the built in trimmer to get it short enough to shave, and then use the main three razors to shave the rest off.
4. Preventing discomfort.
Put Vaseline on it at first, and every morning pile baby powder on it until the hairs grow back long enough to be comfortable again. Alternatively you could wax it or nair it, but you should PROBABLY be a man about it and use a razor.
Thanks for reading. I hope this helped.