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    I hate cats.. I really do.

    So today right in the morning i woke up , I fkin live in the smallest cubicule in the entire world, its a little cube with a bedroom, a bathroom and a kitchen.
    I ate a tost and my daily coffy. I felt like making a mushrooms soup for my lunch! So i went to the supermarket to buy the stuff with my small budget.
    When i finale got home with my last month bucks and soup ingridients i started cooking it. Btw i live in groundfloor. I opened the kitchen window while cooking because the builduing light wasnt working *_* Good god i have GAS !. So i went to talk with a neighboor to see if the problem was mine or the entire building was down, when i was aproaching my appartment door i heard a sound, it looked like something breaking on the floow ! I runed into the kitchen. For my fuckin surprise when the soup was almost done there was 2 cats: 1 pooping MY FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR !! and the second playing with my coffee cupssssssss !! There were pieces of my favourite cup all over da floor. (I only have 4 cups, im really poor, really!)
    Moral of the history: If you live in ground floor and you fell like opening your window.. always be checking if some nasty bad creature wont enter your kingdom to spoil your fun.

    I think that the cat decided to enter due to my wonderful soup smell ^^
    At least he didnt spoil my wonderfull sooupppppppppppppp ! XD

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    Don't worry, they hate you too.

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    Poke them fuckers do death with a needle

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cross-fire View Post
    Poke them fuckers do death with a needle
    I put a water bucket outside next to my window.. if ''da fucker'' try to climb again to rob ma soup! they will fall into the bucket. They hate water muuaha

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    Lol cat robbing your soup, GHEEZ

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    Hahaa, lool make Cat-Soup next time.

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    Greedy bastard

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    Cool story bro
    R.I.P Grandma! 3-17-2012

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    Quote Originally Posted by BtchPlease View Post
    Hahaa, lool make Cat-Soup next time.
    Likee a english would say with his cup of tea: '' Indeeeed.''

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