An italian guy, a dutchman and a frenchman walk into a bar... then the barkeeper says: is this a joke or sumting?
three men are talking about how they think their wifes are cheating on them
the first husband says: i think my wife is dating a tenisplayer! i found a racket under my bed...
then the second one says: yeah, i think my wife is dating a golfer. i found a golfclub under my bed...
then the third one says: i think my wife is dating a horse! i found a jockey under my bed!
you know... a time ago a skydiver got himself in a weelchair after a jump...
incredibly good aim don't ya think?
Q. how do you call michael jacksons killer?
A. Smooth Criminal
Who am i?
i'm a mighty tool mostly about 20 cm long. i'm apreciated bij both sexes.
you can recognise me by the hairs on one side and a small hole in the other.
at use im in a warm, fleshy hole and i go up and down.
when leave that fleshy hole i leave a juicy, white substance.
there is an electrical version of me too! that version makes a buzzing sound
what am i?
A TOOTHBRUSH! WHAT ELSE DID YOU THINK PERVERT!?
you know why they always give female names to hurricanes?
when they come they are very wild and when they leave you've lost your car and house!
Girl: father, i came to confess my sins
Priest: go ahead
Girl: my boyfriend is such a bastard! first he put his hand on my lap
Priest: like this? *the priest puts his hand on her lap*
Girl: yes, then he fondeled me!
Priest: like this? *the priest fondels her*
Girl: then he undressed me
Priest: like this?*the priest undresses her*
Girl: and he banged me!
Priest: like this? *the priest bangs her*
after 20 minutes the girl continues...
Girl: all like that!
Priest: thats it? i don't think thats a good reason to call him a bastard
Girl: and then the bastard told me he had AIDS!
Priest: THAT BASTARD!!!
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