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    Fucking mess over here man

    I was roughly masturbating and I accidentally ended up shooting all over my stuff.

    I'm usually very careful and clean but I don't know what happened today.

    I've got a lots of shit to wash now, my bed, blanket, my pajamas... fml.

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    That must suck, I also didn't need to know this.

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    lol pijamez

    you know when you dont musterbate to waht you use to like you were say musterbating once a day ok lets say you didnot musterbate for two days your sperm will come out more aggrsive . (and the orgasm will be a litle bit stronger)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beam View Post
    lol pijamez

    you know when you dont musterbate to waht you use to like you were say musterbating once a day ok lets say you didnot musterbate for two days your sperm will come out more aggrsive . (and the orgasm will be a litle bit stronger)
    I barely understand what you type out.

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    I really don't want to get into a conversation about your masturbatory habits, but have you never heard of a sock or a tissue

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beam View Post
    lol pijamez

    you know when you dont musterbate to waht you use to like you were say musterbating once a day ok lets say you didnot musterbate for two days your sperm will come out more aggrsive . (and the orgasm will be a litle bit stronger)
    I just fucking laughed so hard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IRenegade View Post
    I barely understand what you type out.
    I thought I'm the only one.

    Quote Originally Posted by WalterWhite View Post
    I really don't want to get into a conversation about your masturbatory habits, but have you never heard of a sock or a tissue
    Actually I've used tissue but it somehow spilled all over my shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Delko DJ View Post
    don't worry it will dry
    Ew .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Delko DJ View Post
    don't worry it will dry
    Ewwww, who'd want it to dry?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Azathᴏth View Post
    I occasionally cum all over my keyboard.
    Don't you get disgusted?
    I'd replace the keyboard.

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