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    Guide on how to kill all fat U.S cops

    1. Find the main donut kind cops eat
    2. Find the factory that makes em
    3. Poison the donuts
    4. Profit?
    5. Get arrested and never get out jail
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    Or just go there, fill the building with C4 and blow it up, or throw a grenade in there, or just WALK IN WITH A MOTHAFUCKING MACHINEGUN

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    Quote Originally Posted by SympathizeMyButthole View Post
    Or just go there, fill the building with C4 and blow it up, or throw a grenade in there, or just WALK IN WITH A MOTHAFUCKING MACHINEGUN
    Not as fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WTBUB View Post
    Not as fun.
    you can't be 100% sure that the donuts you poison will be delivered to the cops, they could be delivered to someone else + you can't poison all the donuts, so just C4 the entire building out of existance

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    Quote Originally Posted by SympathizeMyButthole View Post
    you can't be 100% sure that the donuts you poison will be delivered to the cops, they could be delivered to someone else + you can't poison all the donuts, so just C4 the entire building out of existance
    It was a joke.
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    That was a joke?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vice-Versa View Post
    That was a joke?
    No it is my battleplan
    "People don't change.
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    Quote Originally Posted by banditodegod View Post
    It was a joke.
    thats not a joke

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    Too bad the cops in my area are skinny and fit. Also stupid idea
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    Quote Originally Posted by banditodegod View Post
    1. Find the main donut kind cops eat
    2. Find the factory that makes em
    3. Poison the donuts
    4. Profit?
    5. Get arrested and never get out jail
    aren't you suppost to explain your escape artist are this? or atleast your escape root so that 5. get arrested and never get out of jail, is obsoleted?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kibstor View Post
    aren't you suppost to explain your escape artist are this? or atleast your escape root so that 5. get arrested and never get out of jail, is obsoleted?
    Huh .
    "People don't change.
    Circumstances do."


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    Quote Originally Posted by banditodegod View Post
    Huh .
    get arrested for life. I rather escape. make a battleplan with an escape option
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kibstor View Post
    get arrested for life. I rather escape. make a battleplan with an escape option
    Ah right.
    BATTLEPLAN:
    1. Steal a gun from a dead cop
    2. Shoot yourself
    3. You'll never get in jail
    Better?
    "People don't change.
    Circumstances do."


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