1. Get in the woods
3. Find a deer or something
5. Kill the animal with you bare hands(if it has cum on them, you'll crit the animal )
6. Mastrubate on the animal
7. Eat animal
9. Now you are a man, go to a bar and fuck girls( Keep repeating step 2 for succes)
Im 100% sure you fucked a raw chicken because your mother forget to bring sauce for the chicken and she went back to the wallmart...