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    Cute ways to ask a girl to homecoming?

    So I'm a freshman this year, and homecoming is coming up. There is this girl I want to ask, but she says she will only go if she gets asked in a cute way? What are some cute ways to ask her?

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    Cute ways?


    Let's see... I will actually say something useful for the first time.

    1. Buy a rose. Also condom.
    2. Take a motherfuckin shower.
    3. Dress nicely.
    4. Ask her out.
    5. After the homecoming, go to her house.
    6. Fuck her.


    Profit???

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    Well, ask her to fuck her.

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    Well, these comments were not useful!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Exiige View Post
    Well, these comments were not useful!

    Simply because you're asking MPGH.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Exiige View Post
    Well, these comments were not useful!
    You probably shouldn't be asking MPGH then.

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    Dress up nicely
    go to her
    tell her:Let's get out of here bitch
    Fuck her
    and your done.


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    "you are the cutest snak who crossed my way"
    *snack her*

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