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    Exclamation Funny Texts

    I found some funny texts from a website...

    (206): got weed?
    (425): I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
    (206): sorry mom...

    (423): he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.

    (609): I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
    (1-609): and?
    (609): RIP clitoris

    (619): just caught grandpa beating off in the living room

    (325): wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"

    (216): Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
    (440): Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
    (216): Holy shit r u serious? How?
    (440): Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.

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    (323): Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
    (1-323): We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
    (323): Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.

    (919): Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.

    (603): not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her

    (514): just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.

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    (443): I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart

    (214): Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
    (817): ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
    Last edited by BlackThawt; 08-23-2009 at 02:34 AM.

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    spcially this sht: (423): he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
    Procrastination Fascination.

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    Ahaha these ones are funny.

    206): got weed?
    (425): I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
    (206): sorry mom...

    (423): he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.

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    (603): not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her

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    (323): Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
    (1-323): We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
    (323): Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.

    (919): Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
    Last edited by BlackThawt; 08-23-2009 at 01:57 AM.

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    Don't double post, use the edit button.

    Nice quotes again.

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    nice texts lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by v1kash View Post
    Don't double post, use the edit button.

    Nice quotes again.
    Sorry. Me = Choob. Thanks for the heads up.

    Min/Mod plz delete my double posts.

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    umm i dont think they delete double posts u just have to say sorry for double posting in ur second post and not post sorry in ur THIRD post...btw funny shit

    (609): I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
    (1-609): and?
    (609): RIP clitoris

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    These are al form a website Texts from last night

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    wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah rofl rofl rofl that was my favorite ^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by fabz View Post
    These are al form a website Texts from last night
    ......yeah....

    Quote Originally Posted by BlackThawt View Post
    I found some funny texts from a website...

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    Quote Originally Posted by v1kash View Post
    Don't double post, use the edit button.

    Nice quotes again.
    dumb fuck this is spamers corner fuck

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    nice threater :P i like xD

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