*First of all I didn't come up with the game so I take no credit in it*
Just a little forum game. You are a evil genie. You grant the wish of the person above and then leave a negative side effect for granting that wish.

Ex:
Forumer A: I wish I had soap
Forumer B: Wish granted! but you are forced to drop and pick it up when a male is behind you.

Forumer B: " insert his wish here"
And the cycle repeats....

Lets try to keep the negatives relevant to the wish. I'll start.

I wish to drink water...