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    Cool I sexually identify as a attack helicopter.

    I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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    So it was your fault you gunned it down

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    I know the feels bro. I too identify myself as a war machine. Not necessarily as an attack helicopter but as an artillery cannon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crabonok View Post
    So it was your fault you gunned it down

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    lelele common dont mess with that


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