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    15, but people say that I do not look and/or act like others of my age...

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    yea yea yea, 15 is 15 buddy, ur around the pubic age so ur probably having gay thoughts, haha do you like looking at dicks

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    naws, I'm christian, so I don't roll that way man...

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    haha well nobody should be gay anyways, its just fucked up to begin with, what kind of christian

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    christian non denominational

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    i see, are you the kind that believes that the whole bible is true, or that only some of it is

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    God spent so much time making a vagina and all the contraptions it has

    he ran out of time so he quickly made a mutant looking worm for us

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    Quote Originally Posted by baconxx14 View Post
    i see, are you the kind that believes that the whole bible is true, or that only some of it is
    I am the type that believes in the whole bible and the secrets it holds...

    Quote Originally Posted by SmokeyBear View Post
    God spent so much time making a vagina and all the contraptions it has

    he ran out of time so he quickly made a mutant looking worm for us
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    Maybe he was using a clay model?

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    Quote Originally Posted by asdf12341234asdf View Post
    I am the type that believes in the whole bible and the secrets it holds...


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    Maybe he was using a clay model?
    yes he was

    but he used the playdoh clay for us

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    1000+ Years to make the vagina, 10 seconds to roll a penis

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    god obviously favors blacks, he gave them sticks, caucasians twigs, and asians little flimsy strings


    what bible do you use asdf

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    KJV of the Holy Bible

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    i see, id say thats the least tainted one of all of them, the others have been screwed with so many times

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    God isn't real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    God isn't real.
    I respect your belief Wolf

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