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    > I was only nine years old

    >I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise

    >I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given

    >"Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life"

    >My dad hears me and calls me a faggot

    > He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek

    >I called him a cunt

    > He slaps me and sends me to my room

    > I am crying now, because my face hurts

    > I go into my bed and it is very cold

    >I feel a warmth moving towards me

    > I fell something touch me

    > It's Shrek

    > I am so happy

    > he whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"

    > He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees

    > I'm ready

    > I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek

    > He penetrates my butthole

    > It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek

    > I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water

    > I push against his force

    > I want to please Shrek

    > He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love

    > My dad walks in

    > Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now"

    > Shrek leaves through my window

    Shrek is love, Shrek is life
    > I just call: WHAT THE FUCK, WHERES MY 25€ SHREK?

    > And i get a message on iphone.

    > It was my dad.
    .................................................. ...................................O
    >He called me a faggot, and he told me a wonderful think....../.|.\
    .................................................. .................................../\
    > Shrek love me < NO FAGG

    > I just hear something
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steavix View Post
    > I was only nine years old

    >I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise

    >I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given

    >"Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life"

    >My dad hears me and calls me a faggot

    > He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek

    >I called him a cunt

    > He slaps me and sends me to my room

    > I am crying now, because my face hurts

    > I go into my bed and it is very cold

    >I feel a warmth moving towards me

    > I fell something touch me

    > It's Shrek

    > I am so happy

    > he whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"

    > He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees

    > I'm ready

    > I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek

    > He penetrates my butthole

    > It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek

    > I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water

    > I push against his force

    > I want to please Shrek

    > He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love

    > My dad walks in

    > Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now"

    > Shrek leaves through my window

    Shrek is love, Shrek is life
    > I just call: WHAT THE FUCK, WHERES MY 25€ SHREK?

    > And i get a message on iphone.

    > It was my dad.
    .................................................. ...................................O
    >He called me a faggot, and he told me a wonderful think....../.|.\
    .................................................. .................................../\
    > Shrek love me < NO FAGG

    > I just hear something
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    I know that video, its shreck is love skreck is life

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