The Gospel of St. Arunforce: Chapter 1
(1) Arunforce, born of humble origins. Began his journey in the lands of mystery.
(2) After many moons of perfecting his skills, he began to realize the importance of his recognition.
(3) So he set out for the lands of the fat, to seek the one called Dave84311 with the intention to join forces. After many trials he succeeded and gained the acceptance of the Tubby overlord which entailed many burdens. One of which, was coding for his tubby cohort. For 40 days, and 40 nights, he coded non-stop for one of Tubby's websites. Many a Hot Pocket eaten, his journey ended on the 40th night, giving birth to Multiplayer Game Hacking.
(4) After the birth of MPGH, Tubby banished Arunforce from his creation and bestowed upon him the curse of the cock sucker. And for many moons he searched all over the known lands for a cure, but unable to obtain one. While decaying from the curse in the land of rats, he was discovered by an abomination of a rat. The abomination carried Arunforce back to his lair, where he learned of his afflictions and became wary.
(5) He kneeled down and asked Arunforce, "What happened to you, my friend".
(6) With all his might he squealed out, "Cock Sucker".
(7) Astonished by his response, the abomination quickly became spiteful towards him and released a mighty squeak.
(8) The weak and scared Arunforce started to quiver before the mighty abomination. Letting out a whimper and the following sentence, "I have been cursed by the rude and gluttonous Dave84311, in the lands of fat."