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    Quote Originally Posted by Osatox View Post
    Go buy a shitload of food and tell him he can't have any. Eat in front of him as much as possible, especially if it's food you know he likes.

    Make 'Mmmmm...' sounds while eating.

    Get some payback.

    Set a pizza on your brother's laptop keyboard and shut the top forcefully into the pizza until you see sauce coming out the sides.
    shitt if i did that my dad would pull out My studded belt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obama View Post
    Or I can kill them all
    I like the laptop idea.

    Or: Buy a pizza and let it mold. Go to a dentists' office and ask for rubber gloves. Go home. Put on gloves, sneak into his room while he is not around. Open drawers. Use the gloves to plant 1 slice per pocket into each pair of his dress pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Osatox View Post
    I like the laptop idea.

    Or: Buy a pizza and let it mold. Go to a dentists' office and ask for rubber gloves. Go home. Put on gloves, sneak into his room while he is not around. Open drawers. Use the gloves to plant 1 slice per pocket into each pair of his dress pants.
    and get kicked out, AGAIN?

    Naw, I think ill just let it go

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obama View Post
    The difference. My step dad weighs like 300 pounds
    your step dad is dave?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obama View Post
    and get kicked out, AGAIN?

    Naw, I think ill just let it go
    Or: Set up an extremely complex device that hits him in the face with a moldy piece of pizza when he opens the bathroom door after he gets up, because he will have to pee.

    You're going to want to use some string to attach around the door handle, set up some sort of pulley that breaks and swings the pizza down when the door is opened. Test it until the timing is just right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Osatox View Post
    Or: Set up an extremely complex device that hits him in the face with a moldy piece of pizza when he opens the bathroom door after he gets up, because he will have to pee.

    You're going to want to use some string to attach around the door handle, set up some sort of pulley that breaks and swings the pizza down when the door is opened. Test it until the timing is just right.
    You're an evil person

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obama View Post
    You're an evil person
    Or: Be the better man, take the 'high' road. Be mature and face the fact that he's an inconsiderate asshole who hates you with a passion. Learn to deal with his immaturity, and refrain from letting it take the best of you.

    He's trying to get you kicked out.

    What's funny is, I have 2 step parents and neither are hardly involved in my life, and when they need to be they are very polite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Osatox View Post
    Or: Be the better man, take the 'high' road. Be mature and face the fact that he's an inconsiderate asshole who hates you with a passion. Learn to deal with his immaturity, and refrain from letting it take the best of you.

    He's trying to get you kicked out.
    yea he probably wants 2 annoy u untill one day u cuss his ass out or sumtin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obama View Post
    He pissed me off often.
    lol.
    Fuck step parents (V3) The stolen cookie

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    Quote Originally Posted by AdvanceReconCommando View Post
    lol.
    Fuck step parents (V3) The stolen cookie
    Oh mah lawd.

    Ill probably have another one tonight, or tomorrow.

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    He seems to be a scheming glutton son of a bitch.

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    OMG WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, A NEW ONES COMMING

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    he steal your cookie?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obama View Post
    OMG WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, A NEW ONES COMMING
    This guy is just a douche.

    Douchebaggery of this magnitude...

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    EAT A WHOLE BUCKET OF KFC IN FRONT OF THEIR FACES
    I am the God.

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