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    Fuck Mexico...

    So I went to mexico for two weeks thinking, "Oh, mexico this should be fun"... Well by dad bought a place to fix it up, but this town is like a god dam shanty, no tv, no internet, little mexican boys and girls running around playing in the water that i wouldn't ever think about going in. It was like these people have never seen a white person. Not one word of english. I had like $100 and had to be the richest guy in the area.

    Welp that was pretty much it. So gay.

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    You went to Mexico thinking it would be nice? Moron.

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    thats why you go to cancun........at least its on the beach.


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    No really?... Because I know nothing about cancun...
    I said my father bought a house, so that's why i went in the first place.

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    Crikey. Im in Australia and i know not to go to Mexico.

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    Aussies r one fucked up race.

    Badass people.
    Quote Originally Posted by ViciousArt
    And I've been doing photoshop work for a very long time, and I've never heard of BLANE.

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    How Funny. Seems to be the only Normal Race tht doesnt encourage death.

    Im gonna b racist here:

    Hey look a muslim. wonder if he has a bomb.

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    Ohshit he does.

    Nah, let's let the aussies deal with it.
    Quote Originally Posted by ViciousArt
    And I've been doing photoshop work for a very long time, and I've never heard of BLANE.

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    Australias boring. Yawn.

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    DR.S Supports unNationalism

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    Ky supports lubrication liquid.

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    Keep it smooth while u grab that boob. Cover your stump before you hump. Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper. Don't be silly, protect your willy. When in doubt, shroud your spout. Don't be a loner, cover your boner. You can't go wrong if you shield your dong. If you're not going to sack it, go home and whack it. If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey. If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize. She won't get sick if you wrap your dick. If you go into heat, package your meat. Especially in December, gift wrap your member. Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool. The right selection! Protect your erection. Wrap it in foil before checking her oil. If you really love her, wear a cover. Don't make a mistake! Muzzle your snake. Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener. Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker. If you can't shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket. No glove, No love. Don't be in such a jiffy, cover your stiffy. AIDS is no joke, be sure to wrap before you poke.

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    australia is the win country


    Shifty sexy shit


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    Quote Originally Posted by Scrcrw View Post
    australia is the win country
    Yeah Australia is awesome but living here my whole life and not seeing any other country it does get quite boring.

    Although we are "The Lucky Country" and that don't take away the awesomeness.

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    Sniff* Dam mann, thats My homee countryy, and those might be my little brotherss, i see you havent tried the tacoss.
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