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    FML/ bye bye

    My stepdad, who is a proven asshole, is shutting off the internet at 5:00 in the afternoon every day now.
    (starting tommorow)
    Reason:

    I have to wake up at 7:00. Every morning.

    I have to apply for jobs.

    Let me get this straight, i have to apply for jobs at 7:00. What place is fucking open at 7?!

    Why 7 i asked, why not 8 or 9?

    "because i wake up at 4"

    Well no SHIT you wake up at 4, because your job's time schedule demands that. Your a fucking doctor, no one wakes up at 4 except you, you fucking moron.
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    Anyway, apperantly he goes on to say i haven't applied for more than 2 jobs in the past 3 days.

    Day 1: spend the whole day with my family. We watched a movie, we went to go get groceries.

    Day 2: I was actually working for a friend of mines business, just a one-time job, but still.

    Day 3: Fill out applications i got on Day 2, and turn them in.
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    When i offered to pay him for the internet. Guess what he said.

    "If you can pay for the internet by getting your own, then you can have it"

    What. the. fuck.

    I offered to pay this months internet, i had cash from Day 2's job. But no, thats not acceptable.
    Why not? i asked. "because i control the internet here." What??? Since fucking when has that been a topic?

    He then goes on to shout at me across the room saying "you could probably get dial-up"

    No. I could get your internet. Problem is, they don't put 2 plans on one house, because: its fucking stupid.
    (they actually just don't allow it, i can see why for obvious reasons).

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    FML, why do i have to be around idiots all the time?!

    Well, I'm not going to be on much anymore guys, have fun.
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    Oh cruel fate..

    I hope I still see you around sometimes.

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    Your dad sounds fair to me. Get a job.

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    bye mang .

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    Well your fathers a doctor, hes worked hard for a lot of things. And I wouldn't call him a moron...hes a doctor. And plenty people wake up that early, farmers for one lol

    But really kid, he just wants you to work harder and learn to earn things. He probably sees you infront of the computer and thinks you could do better. he doesn't want you buying the internet becuase one, he sees that as a source of your laziness. two, buying the internet would just be a waste of your money and wouldn't teach you the value of a dollar. And three, It is his internet. He pays for the house, that pays for the electrical, that pays for the internet.

    Everyone goes through that rebellious stage. But when I did it, I was kicked out of the house and homeless...learned a lot that way lol but I'm fine with my family now. As your father its his job to make sure you go on to do right, even if it pisses you off. You'll understand eventually. Just get a steady job, don't be as whiny, and your dad will give you more respect

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    You're like 20, get a job.

    Your dad isnt that much of an asshole. If I didn't have a job i'd get kicked out of the house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obama View Post
    You're like 20, get a job.

    Your dad isnt that much of an asshole. If I didn't have a job i'd get kicked out of the house.
    Selling dem drugs.

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    Whats funny is waking up at 7 is late for us in the Medical Department. I usually wake up at 4:30, but so what? I can't really see his fairness in that, after all you offered to fix the problem, and he basicalyl said "No I want you to get in shit".

    Oh well, what can you do eh?

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    Well, with you trying to offer to pay for that months internet bill, seems reasonable to me. He was being an asshole at that point, but other than him trying to get you to find a job, eh. that's not bad. He's just trying you to do something. :/

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    aw bye bye good times

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    He'll still be on >_>

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    Fraud ?

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    He will still be on, just not as much, or at all at night

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    Ahh Kinda the same thing for me :/, But my mom Wants me to start paying for it.

    "And Shepherds we shall be

    For thee, my Lord, for thee.

    Power hath descended forth from Thy hand

    Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.

    So we shall flow a river forth to Thee

    And teeming with souls shall it ever be.

    In Nomeni Patri, Et Fili, Spiritus Sancti."

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    lol.. get a job or you'll be on street

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