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    Guide to flamming.

    Guide to Successful Flaming v1.0



    I don't know what it is with all these little noobs showing up and saying shit like.


    "Dave is my bitch"
    "Dave does what I say"
    "Dave is my Mexican"
    "I say go and Dave says how deep."


    And your all wondering "Oh why oh why did I get banned? I see people calling Davey their bitch all the time!"

    I'm here to show you the method behind the madness.

    Key Variables
    1. Who you are.
    2. How many post do you have.
    3. How funny is your flame?
    4. Who are you Flaming?
    5. Do you spam a lot?



    I've arranged 5 key variables in order from 1-5. 1 being the most influence 5 being the lease. Do not get arrogant though, they all have a vibrant effect on the outcome.

    _______________________


    Now I will break down the 5 variables for those who haven't quite figured it out yet.


    1. Who you are.
    Basically. Who are you?
    Are you well liked?
    Do people enjoy your company? Your imput on certain subject?
    The more people like you the less likely you will get banned for a miss fired Flame.


    2. How many post do you have.

    Your post count with dramatically influence the result of your Flame.
    A lot of people have trouble understanding this, so I will use this brilliant analogy.

    Your post count is to MPGH what your High School Diploma is to Employer's.


    3. How funny is your flame?

    Despite it's spot on our list, the comedic response received by a flame may over ride every other variable! Don't get your hopes up for this is rare.
    The way this works is the funnier the flame the least likely you'll get bent for it.

    4. Who are you Flaming?
    The more respected the community member the higher the risk of bantage.

    5. Do you spam a lot?
    If you do, we probably hate you all ready and are just looking for a reason to ban you.





    ~(To be continued)~


    Other vantage points to be examined.

    Good Flame Vs. Bad Flame
    Grammar and its effects on a Flame.
    Flame compilation charts.
    And eventually Flame Generator! (with the data from the compilation charts.)
    More to come...
    Last edited by SadisticGrin; 09-19-2007 at 07:06 PM.
    [CENTER]
    The Grin is in.

    I AM the Influence.

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    THE EYE OF AN ADMINISTRATOR IS UPON YOU. ANY WRONG YOU DO IM GONNA SEE, WHEN YOU'RE ON MPGH, LOOK BEHIND YOU, 'CAUSE THATS WHERE IM GONNA BE


    "First they ignore you. Then they laugh at you. Then they fight you. Then you lose.” - Dave84311HAD VIRTUAL DETOX

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    take juppeli he is not nice 2 meei

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    those are some dumb ass rules rofl

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    i haven't roflled like thta in awhile. good job

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    Quote Originally Posted by SadisticGrin View Post
    Your post count is to MPGH what your High School Diploma is to Employer's.
    i see what you did there.

    but you spelled 'employers' wrong.

    can you spell 'stupid'?




    SEE WHAT I DID THERE?? SEE??

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    mhmm a flaming guide, how crazy can this get?!

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    Flame Generator!
    w000tness....

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    Quote Originally Posted by R1FL3 View Post
    mhmm a flaming guide, how crazy can this get?!
    as crazy as ur mom in bed
    see what i did there?? see?!?


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    Quote Originally Posted by m164life View Post
    as crazy as ur mom in bed
    see what i did there?? see?!?
    no just some crapy joke about some dudes mom you dont even know

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    NO. I am Dave's Mexican!

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    trust me guys dont want to get to my mood i flame yo ass out

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    Quote Originally Posted by -LuBr1c0n- View Post
    trust me guys dont want to get to my mood i flame yo ass out
    faggot. try me. you're some half illiterate 11 year old from a poor family. you've proven that already. you're stupid as hell, you can't think of any half decent flames, so you revert to "haha ur gay lulz", or "haha ur a fat old guy lulz". you're too fucking stupid to think of anything else.


    try me, faggot. try me

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    rofl you are a fat ol gay guy lulz.. XD

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    When is this to be continued anyways, some people could learn some common sense.

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