You're ugly and half of you are completely pointless. You don't belong in my house. Spiders are usually the ones that find their way into places they shouldn't belong, and having them there means there are others around because they eat the other bugs. If you see one, it's safe to assume there are thousands. What makes it worse is some spiders have the capacity to kill me. Hell, even while I sleep. The other ones are just fucking annoying. Buzzing around lights or crawling on walls for no reason. If I see a single bug, I grab my spray and go on a fucking bug hunt to exterminate the bastards.
Yes, I fucking hate bugs. They can suck the tiny hairs on my big sweaty salty ballsack. When I was 6, a TURANTULA, found it's way into my bathroom... And you know what happened? I WAS SITTING THERE TAKIN' A DUMP AND IT CRAWLED UP MY FUCKIN' LEG. Until I was 12 I had a giant fear of spiders after that experience.
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