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    Fuck bugs

    Get the fuck out of my house.

    You're ugly and half of you are completely pointless. You don't belong in my house. Spiders are usually the ones that find their way into places they shouldn't belong, and having them there means there are others around because they eat the other bugs. If you see one, it's safe to assume there are thousands. What makes it worse is some spiders have the capacity to kill me. Hell, even while I sleep. The other ones are just fucking annoying. Buzzing around lights or crawling on walls for no reason. If I see a single bug, I grab my spray and go on a fucking bug hunt to exterminate the bastards.

    Fuck off. You're not welcome nor needed ANYWHERE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by evan80 View Post
    U mad?
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    Yes, I fucking hate bugs. They can suck the tiny hairs on my big sweaty salty ballsack. When I was 6, a TURANTULA, found it's way into my bathroom... And you know what happened? I WAS SITTING THERE TAKIN' A DUMP AND IT CRAWLED UP MY FUCKIN' LEG. Until I was 12 I had a giant fear of spiders after that experience.


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    IM THERE ALL THEE WAY BROTHER I HATE SPDIERS SO FUCKING MUCH OMG THERE DISCUSTING ND SUD NEVER OF BEEN BORN

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    You're not the only one who hates bugs.

    Quote Originally Posted by Czar View Post
    I'll be honest i scream and run from bugs that big.. then chase after them with my shoe .-.
    Errr.. I hate bugs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DBB View Post
    You're not the only one who hates bugs.
    That is completely out of context.

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    I was playing on my computer once and was leaning my head up against the wall to my left.

    I stopped leaning my head and itched where it had been touching the wall, then looked at the wall and a fucking giant wolf spider was like 6 inches above where my head was. Thing was so damn ugly.

    Been scared shitless by spiders ever since.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiresome View Post
    I was playing on my computer once and was leaning my head up against the wall to my left.

    I stopped leaning my head and itched where it had been touching the wall, then looked at the wall and a fucking giant wolf spider was like 6 inches above where my head was. Thing was so damn ugly.

    Been scared shitless by spiders ever since.
    ROFLOLMFAO.

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    Bugs? I hate bugs.

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    Spiders can go to hell for all i care Fuck you Arachnis u fucking mother of spiders... BITCH
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