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    SRSLY GUYS! EYE CANCER!

    I was riding the bus home this afternoon. No problem, except this anoying

    dushcanoe with an umbrella kept hitting me. So i moved seats and flirted with

    this girl. I hear my name get called so i turn around then WHAM! I GET HIT IN

    THE FUCKING EYE WITH A FUCKING UMBRELLA! Now i have a black eye and it

    hurts to blink. But the girl was all giving me hugs and stuff. She has nice

    boobs.... I think i got to go to teh doctor... Hurts pretty fucking bad.... ahh

    shit if i go blind then here is my last message to you guys..


    SUPER GLUE

    oh well... ima take kenpo classes in a month or so.. me and my friend are gonna join.. kick some ass..



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    who cares i am leechin it to like all the forums MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so it will b detected so much faster!!!!
    ^^^LMFAO^^^

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    that sucks
    but you sound like a 12 year ol' i gots hugs ;D j/k
    but sucks to have black eye my sty still there i wanna fucking stab my eye but i am afraid to and it hurts to touch
    well are you gonna kick that fag with the umbrella
    just go kick his ass

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    i would kick his ass but it he didnt rlly mean to hit me in the eye just the face lmao. plus his mom and my mom r good friends and my mom would kill me lol.
    hehehe hugs! yay! she was all like omg wtf are you okay? im like sure baby it only hurts a little considering I GOT HIT IN THE FUCKING EYE!

    \edit

    I have another rage! WHY DO NOOBS PUT VIRUSES IN PORN!!!! Thats the lowest thing to do! Depriving a man of a good pair o' boobs whilst infecting his computer with el viruso



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    who cares i am leechin it to like all the forums MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so it will b detected so much faster!!!!
    ^^^LMFAO^^^

    I AM MINION OF TOM

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    hot chick - dose it hurt anyware
    you- yea my lower part of my body hurts
    hot chick - were
    you- down there hug it and kick it and make it all better try pulling on it
    its first aid plz i neeed help pumping on it makes he pain go away
    hot chick- omg
    you - ahhhhhhh.. the pain i am dieing help
    hot chick - ..........
    (stuff happens)
    you = happy
    hot chick = covered with white sticky stuff (wanna know what it is give you one clue it ant glue)


    this could really happen if she is a blond if you know what i meen

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gourav2122 View Post
    hot chick - dose it hurt anyware
    you- yea my lower part of my body hurts
    hot chick - were
    you- down there hug it and kick it and make it all better try pulling on it
    its first aid plz i neeed help pumping on it makes he pain go away
    hot chick- omg
    you - ahhhhhhh.. the pain i am dieing help
    hot chick - ..........
    (stuff happens)
    you = happy
    hot chick = covered with white sticky stuff (wanna know what it is give you one clue it ant glue)


    this could really happen if she is a blond if you know what i meen

    I actually lol'd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeedHacksBad View Post
    I was riding the bus home this afternoon. No problem, except this anoying

    dushcanoe with an umbrella kept hitting me. So i moved seats and flirted with

    this girl. I hear my name get called so i turn around then WHAM! I GET HIT IN

    THE FUCKING EYE WITH A FUCKING UMBRELLA! Now i have a black eye and it

    hurts to blink. But the girl was all giving me hugs and stuff. She has nice

    boobs.... I think i got to go to teh doctor... Hurts pretty fucking bad.... ahh

    shit if i go blind then here is my last message to you guys..


    SUPER GLUE

    oh well... ima take kenpo classes in a month or so.. me and my friend are gonna join.. kick some ass..
    gouravs right u do sound like a 12 year old

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    Quote Originally Posted by NeedHacksBad View Post
    i would kick his ass but it he didnt rlly mean to hit me in the eye just the face lmao. plus his mom and my mom r good friends and my mom would kill me lol.
    hehehe hugs! yay! she was all like omg wtf are you okay? im like sure baby it only hurts a little considering I GOT HIT IN THE FUCKING EYE!

    \edit

    I have another rage! WHY DO NOOBS PUT VIRUSES IN PORN!!!! Thats the lowest thing to do! Depriving a man of a good pair o' boobs whilst infecting his computer with el viruso
    i dont give a fuck if theyr good friends lol i bet they wont pay ur medic bill. Id stab that guy in the ass lol

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    Ima all better now! Alls i got is a bruise and a cut : )

    bahaha i got back at my friend last night. I went to his house he was like "Did you bring some cigars?"

    i just said...."No i smoked em all." hahah i gots like 7 of em lololol



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    who cares i am leechin it to like all the forums MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA so it will b detected so much faster!!!!
    ^^^LMFAO^^^

    I AM MINION OF TOM

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