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    Hiring hitman to kill Brother

    I'm so fucken annoyed of my brother's bs. hes 18 and he acts like a fucken 5 year old. i was up till 3 last nite and since i barley woke him, he tattled on me in the morning.
    ryan-"mom, aaron was awake at 3 last nite!"
    mom-"omg.. ryan, stop tattleing on your brother"
    i was somehow annoying by playing rockband in the room(both tvs were same volume). and what does he do? turns his tv to near full blast even though hes literally about 3-4 feet from it.
    And when i turned on my pc earlier, something was on my keyboard so it was making a beeping sound. bro's solution: unplug my cord and my mouse, and my w/l adapter. so, as alittle payback, i unplugged his computer. and what does he do for me doing that? he goes and bitch to my dad then come back into the room and unplugs my computer again another few times.
    i swear to god, i'm gonna take a blunt object to him head. and i would if i know where to hide the body.

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    TV needs to be loud when playing rockband. Kthx.

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    ikr? he was trying to watch his fave movie... 5th element...

    /facepalm

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    thats when you grow a pair and teach him a lesson kick his ass dude a few punches to the face wont hurt you only him

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    i played a game at school(slaughter house) all year. Geting beat up is part of the game. i know i can take more punches then he can. i needa workout. then i'll beat the shit outta him

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    Glorious Exposition Comrade.

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    just go in swinging man not like an idiot the keep control and breath im sure if you get the first punch in he will go down if you keep a steady pace into the face...that what i did to take out my brother...he in the army too...it will never happen again tho

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    Quote Originally Posted by aussy1995 View Post
    just go in swinging man not like an idiot the keep control and breath im sure if you get the first punch in he will go down if you keep a steady pace into the face...that what i did to take out my brother...he in the army too...it will never happen again tho
    lol. i'm not the one that start fights(so i don't get in trouble much). but trust me, he'll start one in a few days. he always does.
    my legs are stronger then my arms so first i'll give him a nice straight kick to the gut. he'll go down

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    after you get him in the gut hopefully he bends over put another 1 across the face

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    Quote Originally Posted by aussy1995 View Post
    after you get him in the gut hopefully he bends over put another 1 across the face
    either underhook or a knee.
    knee will cause more damage.

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    Just beat him up, make him your bitch /boo
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    easier said then done when hes 75 pounds fatter then me. i'm barley 120

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    I had a problem with my brother too.
    He's 5'9, i'm 5'3. He's also 4 years older than me.
    He used to pisses me off on a daily bases, so I kicked his ass.
    He doesn't bother me anymore.

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    hit him with a baseball bat

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