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    Captain Motherfucking Obvious.

    So today i receive a call from my idiotic parents in Dallas(divorce family).
    Starts off with the usual shit, blah blah, checking passport info, blah blah'

    Then my stepmom starts going "please don't bring any alchohol on the cruise, your brother just got out of rehab, i know its very common and you and your friends probably drank with your brother"

    1. I'm 19. Although i can get alcohol, I don't drink. I usually don't even need to make this clear since i'm 19.

    2. I'm the good one in my family, I didn't go OD on heroin.

    3. We are going to Mexico, through customs. You can't bring beer through customs, especially if your 19.

    4. I don't want to bring beer on a 6 hour drive, have it sit there for 2 days, and then get caught when i bring it through customs.

    5. Especially when i can JUST BUY IT IN MEXICO BECAUSE I'M LEGAL THERE.

    6. May i remind you, I don't drink. I don't buy people drinks. In fact, if my stepmom wasn't so stupid, she would probably realize MY BROTHER OD'ed ON HEROIN.
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    So my response was "uh i'm not going to bring beer that i won't drink, because i don't drink, just to get caught at customs.

    Then she got all madd


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    haha sounds like she doesn't know what is going on in the world

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    ITT: goddamn retarded parents who once again dont give enough of a fuck to pay attention to things that make a difference when the situation actually calls for them giving a fuck

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    Quote Originally Posted by Empire View Post
    So today i receive a call from my idiotic parents in Dallas(divorce family).
    Starts off with the usual shit, blah blah, checking passport info, blah blah'

    Then my stepmom starts going "please don't bring any alchohol on the cruise, your brother just got out of rehab, i know its very common and you and your friends probably drank with your brother"

    1. I'm 19. Although i can get alcohol, I don't drink. I usually don't even need to make this clear since i'm 19.

    2. I'm the good one in my family, I didn't go OD on heroin.

    3. We are going to Mexico, through customs. You can't bring beer through customs, especially if your 19.

    4. I don't want to bring beer on a 6 hour drive, have it sit there for 2 days, and then get caught when i bring it through customs.

    5. Especially when i can JUST BUY IT IN MEXICO BECAUSE I'M LEGAL THERE.

    6. May i remind you, I don't drink. I don't buy people drinks. In fact, if my stepmom wasn't so stupid, she would probably realize MY BROTHER OD'ed ON HEROIN.
    --------------------------------------------

    So my response was "uh i'm not going to bring beer that i won't drink, because i don't drink, just to get caught at customs.

    Then she got all madd
    Lol. Maybe she'll ask you to not to bring a gun or a bag full of marijuana next time.
    God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy.

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    someone was totally wacked out on something





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    Pics of step mom or GTFO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meek Millz View Post
    Pics of step mom or GTFO.
    God you are so fucking annoying with your proof.

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    Daaaum guy, I feel bad for you...

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    Lol OD on heroin. xD

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    Quote Originally Posted by dimafunk View Post
    God you are so fucking annoying with your proof.
    Why you mad tho?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meek Millz View Post
    Why you mad tho?
    Your fucking annoying thats why.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dimafunk View Post
    Your fucking annoying thats why.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Meek Millz View Post

    Thats cute. You are a stupid nigger

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    Quote Originally Posted by dimafunk View Post
    Thats cute. You are a stupid nigger

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