-His power doesn't even make sense.He can jump so far, have super strength, and can catch bullets(Somehow he can move fast too but only to catch stuff). He somehow gets knocked out when a bullet hits him in the back. Somehow he's weak in certain spots but not others on his body.
-She moves fast, impossibly, but somehow doesn't use it in any good direction. Like maybe helping out others, or anything besides doing the laundry.
Daughter: Uses mind-reading in the stupidest of circumstances.
Son: Why the fuck does he play football? Martial arts man, that would be cool. Football? lame.
The son's teacher SOMEHOW thinks he's cheating, on a LEARNING DISABLE COURSE. Like oh i don't know, somehow he STUDIED for once and passed?(even though its his powers)