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    Fucking Asian Beetles!!!!

    Is this what the plagues of Egypt were like??

    They're on my monitor, crawling around on my Post-it notes and across the screen right where I want to click. They're flicking against the light bulbs over my desk *tink tink tink.* They flit across my path as I walk through the house or yard and go *bzzzzt* *bzzzt* when they land on my window blinds and my wall calendar and my pencil cup and my keyboard (ewwww). They distract my eye when they go crawling across my desk, and my repeated flicking, a hundred times a day, does not keep them away. I have to check my drink every time I take a sip (blech). They crawl up my legs, fall inside my shirt (uggggghhh), buzz my face, and land on my glasses (GAH!) They give me the squirming creepy-crawlies BAD. *shiver* There is no killing them, no stopping them, no rest, no peace. They are everywhere.

    I used to enjoy Indian summer . . . Now I just spend it hating these little fuckers and waiting for winter to come and freeze their disgusting little asses.
     
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    What is this? A poem?
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    i aint going to tell you and its not mine i have a list of all the people who go on mpgh.net and youtube and all website

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    wait whos IP address is this 192.168.0.1 hes always online plz check your ip address
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    Well sir, a good amount of masturbation should do you good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by imachoob2G View Post
    Well sir, a good amount of masturbation should do you good.
    How the hell wanking infront of flies is going to help make them disappear? You want to shoot sperm at friggin' flies?
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    i aint going to tell you and its not mine i have a list of all the people who go on mpgh.net and youtube and all website

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    wait whos IP address is this 192.168.0.1 hes always online plz check your ip address
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