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    NOT HAVING FUCKING BACON

    im making toast with butter; goldenbrown perfect with butter etc MOST EPIC TOAST EVER and im like What would make this better?! and im like if i put bacon on it!!! i go to the fridge excited.....AND THERES NO GODDAMN BACON...my family had devoured it.

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    You gotta Bacon fetish?

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    it tastes fucking good! i do not find it to be sexually stimulating though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zen View Post
    it tastes fucking good! i do not find it to be sexually stimulating though.
    Try Bologna instead of bacon?

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    Go outside and kill a pig...
    Make your own bacon...
    or skin your family for EXTRA TASTY BACON!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jester868 View Post
    Go outside and kill a pig...
    Make your own bacon...
    or skin your family for EXTRA TASTY BACON!
    thats fucked up....and not bacon by definition haha. and we only have turkey bologna..... im really tempted to drive to the store to get bacon haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zen View Post
    thats fucked up....and not bacon by definition haha. and we only have turkey bologna..... im really tempted to drive to the store to get bacon haha
    Damn I would. Store is not too far away for bacon and other delectables.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jester868 View Post

    or skin your family for EXTRA TASTY BACON!
    What the fuck is going thought your head man?
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    Lol @ the use of the word "devour".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zen View Post
    im making toast with butter; goldenbrown perfect with butter etc MOST EPIC TOAST EVER and im like What would make this better?! and im like if i put bacon on it!!! i go to the fridge excited.....AND THERES NO GODDAMN BACON...my family had devoured it.
    I love bacon

    Bacon + Poached eggs = epic
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    go kill a pig?





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    family guy: we could like totally eat that pig....lol

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    Did you get sum bacon now?
    If you wait to long you might die of a bacon defiency...

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    no but i got a burrito, im getting bacon later today

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