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    what the FUCK

    What the hell is it with women and decorating and remodeling shit? Like out of fucking nowhere my gf decides she needs to remodel our bathroom. Drags me to walmart to buy rugs and shower curtains and shit. I get home and just want to play some damn video games but I have to help her. Turns out the curtain had a big clear spot at the top that came down too low. So I had to move it. then it was too high so I had to move it down.

    Long story short, our shower rod is broken, my leg hurts, and our toilet doesnt have a lid on it anymore. And somehow its all my fault because she wants to remodel the bathroom.
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    Lawl tell her you is never remodeling anything every again cuz u dunz wana get in trouble

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    Quote Originally Posted by unicow View Post
    Lawl tell her you is never remodeling anything every again cuz u dunz wana get in trouble
    Fuck man I didnt want to remodel anything in the first place. My bathroom looked fine.
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    eh, be like: "look idc if you remodel; just dont drag me in unless its for heavy lifting, or theres gonna a dirty reward after." and my advice, make a fuckin mancave and be like u can do w/e with anything in the house just touch my fuckin mancave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zen View Post
    eh, be like: "look idc if you remodel; just dont drag me in unless its for heavy lifting, or theres gonna a dirty reward after." and my advice, make a fuckin mancave and be like u can do w/e with anything in the house just touch my fuckin mancave.
    I do I told her I didnt want to do it, or have anything to do with it. But she whined until I had to because she couldnt unscrew the shower rod.
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    just lay down some ground rules calmy man. just be like, if you want to remodel it, its your project. if you need help lifting or something ask me politely, if you ask politely ill help you, if you whine you owe me a bj. or someshit just make it like a compromise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zen View Post
    just lay down some ground rules calmy man. just be like, if you want to remodel it, its your project. if you need help lifting or something ask me politely, if you ask politely ill help you, if you whine you owe me a bj. or someshit just make it like a compromise.
    We dont really have rules

    It was really just the fact that she wanted to remodel, and then made such a big deal about it. Boy I cant WAIT to move with her.
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    lay down some ground rules man its like having a roomate...except most roomates you arent romantically involved w/ lol

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    Hire a person who actually knows what they are doing? /fp

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fox View Post
    Hire a person who actually knows what they are doing? /fp
    Why the fuck would we hire someone to hang a shower curtain and lay a rug down?

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    atleast the toliet seat would stay where it belongs lol jk jk

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    So you broke your bathroom...
    No I do not make game hacks anymore, please stop asking.


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    Tell her, "See what you did? Now we have to find a fucking mexican to fix out toilet, before I break something else."

    Teach her a lesson jajajaja
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    She went to the store and bought a new rod, and I told her to do it herself. Like 3 hours later she comes in and the bathroom looks neat now.

    BUT NOT ANY FUCKING BETTER.

    My bathroom didnt need remodeling, because its the same but with different colors.
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