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    fat son of a bitch!!

    my fat ass of a dad sat on my fucking chair in my room and fucking broke it, along with two other chairs down stairs....hes a fucking chair wrecking machine. jesus, hes too fucking fat!!! i want kidding to him when i suggested he give himself a DIY version of a fucking liposuction.


    the dudes a fucking douche.

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    so your dad just goes around the house wrecking chairs with his mighty cheeks?
    Last edited by z11; 01-24-2011 at 04:23 PM.

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    purttttyyyyy much lol

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    Why u hate yo dad?


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    cuase hes fat and broke my fucking chair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by L3G3ND_KILL3R View Post
    Why u hate yo dad?
    Why???????OMFG HE IS A FUCKIN FAT BITCH!!!THATS WHY......
    And hate ur dad is cool!Pff fag

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    least you have a dad
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stoney Franklin View Post
    least you have a dad
    awww so sad, go fuck your self this is mpgh

    we pity abuse shit cuz its funny too

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    Quote Originally Posted by raphaterz View Post
    awww so sad, go fuck your self this is mpgh

    we pity abuse shit cuz its funny too

    sup faggot, mind shutting the fuck up?

    disrespect stoney and i'll have your ass on my plate.



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    guys keep the insults to about fat ass fucks who break my fucking chairs. -.-

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    Lmao this one time some fat guy just was you know chillin on the chair and then all of a sudden BOOOOM! the chair broke and he took the table with him. That was so fucking funny.

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    If you start using words other than fuck, I would have given a proper response. Instead, here's an example of what you just did:

    He fucking did fuckin sit on my fucking chair and was fuckin being a drunk fucking fuck! Fuck fuck fuck, etc, etc

    you are a moron
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    Quote Originally Posted by jonnyboy9985 View Post
    If you start using words other than fuck, I would have given a proper response. Instead, here's an example of what you just did:

    He fucking did fuckin sit on my fucking chair and was fuckin being a drunk fucking fuck! Fuck fuck fuck, etc, etc

    you are a moron
    Or he just loves fuck?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jonnyboy9985 View Post
    If you start using words other than fuck, I would have given a proper response. Instead, here's an example of what you just did:

    He fucking did fuckin sit on my fucking chair and was fuckin being a drunk fucking fuck! Fuck fuck fuck, etc, etc

    you are a moron
    i love how you come up here and insult my intelligence. it is the flamming section for one, and it is mpgh. There for i shall use the Word "Fuck" whenever, and however much i desire. It is also partially a flame as a joke so the word "fuck" is used to enhance the joke in a redneck kind of way.

    Please, next time you call some one a moron do your research on the actual person not them kidding around in a semi serious flame.

    Hope your crotch is infested with a 1000 camel fleas, and your arms be to short to scratch.

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    There was a hill in my high school, and there was the really fat short girl. I swear one time she had to take a running start to get up the hill. I dont think me and my friends have ever laughed so hard ever.
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