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    Stupid bitch

    I was at recess. I play poker with friends at that time. Then some stupid faggot comes up and slaps me like 15 times on the arm and i ask wdf u want? and she keeps slapping so i bitch slap her. Then the dean comes and says. No cursing ( which idk why he didn't say no slapping but anyways) i had to sit in the sun for 45 minutes. -.-
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    Quote Originally Posted by Opticz View Post
    I was at recess. I play poker with friends at that time. Then some stupid faggot comes up and slaps me like 15 times on the arm and i ask wdf u want? and she keeps slapping so i bitch slap her. Then the dean comes and says. No cursing ( which idk why he didn't say no slapping but anyways) i had to sit in the sun for 45 minutes. -.-


    First you text-sound like you talk about a boy.
    And boom, It text-sound your talking about a girl.

    Boy / girl.

    Well, it wasn't bad for you to sit in the sun.
    (Maybe I should do that too )

     
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    what the fuck how old are you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kanna View Post
    what the fuck how old are you
    I'm like 13. But this stupid faggot. I wasn't even fucking talking to her. and she started slapping me.
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    You have recess.

    Little child.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Zephyr. View Post


    You have recess.

    Little child.

    Well. Yeah. Middle School bro.

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    Congratulations?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Opticz View Post
    I'm like 13. But this stupid faggot. I wasn't even fucking talking to her. and she started slapping me.
    She can't be a faggot if she's a girl you dumbass. You shouldn't be hitting people back anyways. Before you try to sound hard on the internet you should realize that you're talking about "playing poker at 'recess'. Punk kids, always thinking we give a fuck. Don't hit people boy or girl. You need to learn to use your words and just let stupid people be. She probably likes you and now that you've bitch smacked her you will be forever alone...

    I also don't believe any of your story. But carry on...

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    once i read Recess and poker, i lol'd.
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    Quote Originally Posted by x.navi.x View Post


    She can't be a faggot if she's a girl you dumbass. You shouldn't be hitting people back anyways. Before you try to sound hard on the internet you should realize that you're talking about "playing poker at 'recess'. Punk kids, always thinking we give a fuck. Don't hit people boy or girl. You need to learn to use your words and just let stupid people be. She probably likes you and now that you've bitch smacked her you will be forever alone...

    I also don't believe any of your story. But carry on...
    Lol. Alrighty then... She's an ugly vag flap. I got plenty of girls in my school bro. Nuff to go around.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Opticz View Post
    Lol. Alrighty then... She's an ugly vag flap. I got plenty of girls in my school bro. Nuff to go around.
    I'm not your bro.

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    45min in the sun seems like a horrible punishment... Only because here it gets up to 115 degress F in the summer....... O _O and its 100 in shade XD


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    grow up and ull see life is not fair, karma can be a bitch, bills suck, etc etc. ik i would take sitting in the sun for 45 minutes over the mature punishments any day; being grounded, put in jail, etc.

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    I laugh at this shit. Is Dean like a teacher?



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