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    Clever bot

    fuck you
    User: Hi.

    Cleverbot: Hi?

    User: Im Ghost.

    Cleverbot: I'm a vampire.

    User: Proof.

    Cleverbot: No, I want proof that you didn't say you could spell portuguese.

    User: Dont change the subject rat.

    Cleverbot: I'm not.

    User: Yes you are.

    Cleverbot: No I'm not.

    User: Shut up, you are.

    Cleverbot: No, I'm not.

    User: SHUT THE FUCK UP.

    Cleverbot: Why?

    User: Cause your stupid .

    Cleverbot: Am?

    User: Yes.

    Cleverbot: Are you?

    User: No,but you are for sure.

    Cleverbot: You gotta roll with the punches baby.

    User: Gtfo.

    Cleverbot: What does GTF mean?

    User: Get the fuck out.

    Cleverbot: My favorite game is Okami.

    User: Stop changing the subject again.

    Cleverbot: I'm talking about kirk and spock as a couple.

    User: No, you were talking about Okami twat.

    Cleverbot: No, you were just thinking about it.

    User: I was thinking about boobs.

    Cleverbot: What do you thinkg of me?

    User: Your a dick.

    Cleverbot: Am I?

    User: Yes sir.

    Cleverbot: Mam.

    User: Oh really.

    Cleverbot: Yes.

    User: Tits or get the fuck out.

    Cleverbot: What is out-and-out lie?

    User: FUUUUU SUBJECT CHANGER.

    Cleverbot: I like that one.

    User: Rage quit.

    Cleverbot: Does not compute.


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    User: Hi what's your name?

    Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. What is your name?

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    You raged over Cleverbot
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    Quote Originally Posted by Extravagant View Post
    The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
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    Okami is decent.

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    Lol'd at the does not compute part


    Forfeit the game, before somebody
    else takes you outta the frame.
    And puts your name to shame
    Cover up your face, you can't
    run the race the pace is too fast
    You just won't last.

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    LOOOL I have to try that !!
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    cleverbot is kinda clever

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    Quote Originally Posted by SlimShady* View Post
    cleverbot is kinda clever
    I wonder if it has anything to with its given name. /fp


    Forfeit the game, before somebody
    else takes you outta the frame.
    And puts your name to shame
    Cover up your face, you can't
    run the race the pace is too fast
    You just won't last.

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    I told Cleverbot to suck my dick and it said "No and you do not have one"
    FOREVER FAT NIGGA

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    Cleverbot: How is the weather outside?

    User: Shitty.

    Cleverbot: Do you forget it?

    User: No, its shitty.

    Cleverbot: Yes, very pretty.

    User: No, SHITTY.

    Cleverbot: Well, your a bumble bee.

    User: Not this again.

    Cleverbot: I want you to answer my questions.

    User: Omg get away.

    Cleverbot: No.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost View Post
    Cleverbot: How is the weather outside?

    User: Shitty.

    Cleverbot: Do you forget it?

    User: No, its shitty.

    Cleverbot: Yes, very pretty.

    User: No, SHITTY.

    Cleverbot: Well, your a bumble bee.

    User: Not this again.

    Cleverbot: I want you to answer my questions.

    User: Omg get away.

    Cleverbot: No.


    Topic changer

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    Cleverbot should be named "Topic-changingbot"


    Forfeit the game, before somebody
    else takes you outta the frame.
    And puts your name to shame
    Cover up your face, you can't
    run the race the pace is too fast
    You just won't last.

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    Skype: Acoustics- (says I'm offline, but usually am online.)

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    I hate clever bot
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    Hahahah. "Does not compute."


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