My friend is a fantastic artist, and gloats all of the time about how he did his own tattoo drunk. His tattoo is fantastic, and after he did mine, well I found out he's a fucking liar. The lines are all crooked, the shading is outside the lines. Fuck man, it looks like someone took a watercolor marker and scribbled on my leg. I'm so pissed. It's so bad, the tattoo parlor I usually go to is fixing it for free.
NEVER let some faggot who calls himself your friend do your tattoo. You can't trust anyone with something permanent on your body. And yes I know, I was a dumbass for doing it. I just wanted a free tattoo compared to the 600 I spent on my last one.
I know man, when the guys at Rockin Willies (my tattoo parlor) saw it, they told me to slap my friend across the face with my dick and then force him to pay me for it. They were pissed I didn't go to them too lol, luckily they're good guys and are fixing the damn thing. Every day I look at it I just feel like smashing my face into a bucket of broken glass..it's that bad.
Thanks guys, I'm putting pictures of the shitty ass tattoo right now. Oh, and I forgot to mention that my "friend" decided to make it too large and go onto the shin. The WORST pain of my life, especially because he "accidentally" pushed too hard and hit the bone.
I'll edit it in paint and show you some of the fuck ups. The one part of the A wraps around my shin and spirals. It was SUPPOSED to look like this without the paint splatter:
@.REZNEW What happened to your old account brosef? And I know, I have my "friends" wallet with three CC, and over four hundred dollars in cash. Who the hell carries around four hundred dollars in cash? It's mine now. Asshole fucked up my leg. Might as well make him pay for the rest of the tattoo right?
My friend brings 150$ to school for lunch...in middle school
Originally Posted by Extravagant
The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
"Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
Originally Posted by Lehsyrus
Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.