Middle School-Psh man this school sucks. Principle: Your in big touble young man, I have to call your parents. Me:Whatever
HighSchool-Stealing Ipod from locker. Security guard: Sir, Im going to call the police....Few minutes later Officer: Son your under arrest for ubstruction of public property(or how ever you say it) Im gonna have to call your parents.
Me: Tell em I said HI!
School can just kiss my ass when it comes to these things!!!!
The difference between death and taxes is death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
The problem is that we're people. People are shitty beings, you just gotta keep that in mind.
"Science is interesting, and if you don't agree you can fuck off." - Richard Dawkins "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
Originally Posted by Lehsyrus
Troll nomination. Allah and Muhammad for 1400 years of bullshit.