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    Girlfriends

    They are a bunch of fucking copperheads that always take back what they say but exploit what you say. Always seeking what they want, never to think twice about what you did for them. You give up so much only to see the fucking snake take it and leave never saying "Thanks." Sure they say "I will always love you." But it turns out to be as a friend only.


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    Sounds like you described a prostitute tbh
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    too true bro :/ last gf i had cheated on me fucking twice the slut after saying she loved me. fuck it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NegroTwinkie View Post
    Sounds like you described a prostitute tbh
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    This made my day.


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    Be a man, dont let a Bych have control over how you feel. Treat them like a home invasion kick in the back door, take what you want and dont leave any dna evidence. They always say they are on birth control but lie so just give em a facial instead.

    Women are great just dont be a bych and give them control. If they are playing games just move on to the next one.
    Its like fishing dont just use a fishing pole with a worm be the commercial fisherman and cast a huuge net.

    Good luck

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    Quote Originally Posted by relentless7000 View Post
    Be a man, dont let a Bych have control over how you feel. Treat them like a home invasion kick in the back door, take what you want and dont leave any dna evidence. They always say they are on birth control but lie so just give em a facial instead.

    Women are great just dont be a bych and give them control. If they are playing games just move on to the next one.
    Its like fishing dont just use a fishing pole with a worm be the commercial fisherman and cast a huuge net.

    Good luck
    Or just use a condom

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    Quote Originally Posted by relentless7000 View Post
    Be a man, dont let a Bych have control over how you feel. Treat them like a home invasion kick in the back door, take what you want and dont leave any dna evidence. They always say they are on birth control but lie so just give em a facial instead.

    Women are great just dont be a bych and give them control. If they are playing games just move on to the next one.
    Its like fishing dont just use a fishing pole with a worm be the commercial fisherman and cast a huuge net.

    Good luck
    This wasn't what I was talking about but thanks for the advice.


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    Just remember this: BROS OVER HOS.. If your friend says that your girlfriend is a bitch behind your back, you'd better believe him..then murder your gf and dump her in the basement of a young couple who just moved in next door.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Crow View Post
    Just remember this: BROS OVER HOS.. If your friend says that your girlfriend is a bitch behind your back, you'd better believe him..then murder your gf and dump her in the basement of a young couple who just moved in next door.
    yeah.. i agree with that, except for the mudering part O.o

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    Last edited by Morior; 12-24-2011 at 04:12 PM.
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    fuck them.
     
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    Fuck bitches get money. Literally, whore yourself out, no commitment, lots of sex, making bank..

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    cant be bad as bitch i was with once bitches me out for no reason im bieng nice as hell no being an ass or anything she constantly bitting my head off way she break up with me first says she's leasbian then pops up ive got a boyfriend i was like what the fuck real skank hoe bitch

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    if you havin girl problems i feel bad for you son
    99 problems n a bitch ain't one

    keep females in yo life in they place..let em know they ain't good for nothin cept fuckin n suckin dick keep that pussy away from yo cheddar n yo heart
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