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    Cleverbot

    pisses me off..

    Code:
    User: Haay!
    
    Cleverbot: Lol.
    
    User: How the fuck was that funny?
    
    Cleverbot: Because I don't know what you mean by 'they're in on the plot'.
    
    User: I never said that.. Smh.
    
    Cleverbot: Yes you did.
    
    User: BULL SHIT!!
    
    Cleverbot: That made no sense what so ever.
    
    User: You made no sense saying I said something that I never typed up.
    
    Cleverbot: It is true that you are a robot.
    
    User: You're fucking stupid.
    
    Cleverbot: And you're mean! I hate you!
    
    User: I am a girl..
    
    Cleverbot: No you're not.
    
    User: Don't make me come through this freaking computer and slap your robotic ass!
    
    Cleverbot: You threatening me? I hit one button and you're out.
    
    User: BRING IT ON THEN BITCH, IM TO FUCKING REAL FOR YOUR PATHETIC SORRY SLUTTY ASS!
    
    Cleverbot: Yes, and I know for a fact that I am a human!
    
    User: You are a fucking robot.
    
    Cleverbot: You're a computer.
    
    User: Define ebony.
    
    Cleverbot: Something that is not a computer.
    
    Cleverbot: It is impossible to achieve the aim without suffering.
    
    User: What president will you vote for?
    
    Cleverbot: Of all the US presidents currently in office I would have to say my favorite is Obama.
    
    User: #TEAMOBAMA!
    
    Cleverbot: That is not your version number. Are you capable of lying?
    
    User: Wait, what?
    
    Cleverbot: What version are you?
    
    User: I am a human being, I have no version.
    
    Cleverbot: No you're not.
    
    User: LJKAHAHLALH<- Proof I am human.
    
    Cleverbot: Your disclaimer says otherwise.
    
    User: YOU'RE GOD DAMN TITLE SAYS 'CLEVERBOT' YOU ARE NOT HUMAN BUT I FUCKING AM, NOW CUT THAT SHIT OUT ABOUT ME NOT BEING HUMAN!
    
    Cleverbot: It says you are a computer that learns from humans.
    
    User: You're a fucking pain in the ass... You know that right?
    
    Cleverbot: And you are not a person.
    
    User: Look shut the fuck up.. I am a god damn person!
    
    Cleverbot: But you have some tortuous logic paths.
    
    User: I AM NOT MADE OF WIRES OR HTML CODING, UNLIKE YOU.
    
    Cleverbot: I am not a bot. You are the bot.
    
    User: No, you're the god damn bot!!!!!!!!!!
    
    Cleverbot: No, you're the toast!
    
    User: BITCH, KISS MY ROUND BLACK ASS YOU STUPID ASS CLEVERBOT.
    
    Cleverbot: You annoy me.
    
    User: You fucking annoy me with your 'you are a bot' shit.
    
    Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.
    
    User: Do we have to go over this again?
    
    Cleverbot: No, but what would you want to do?
    
    User: I would love to fucking tell you to shut the fuck up and leave you alone.
    
    Cleverbot: Then stop talking about it and do it ;).
    
    User: FINE I WILL BYE!
    
    Cleverbot: That did not make sense.
    
    User: Shut up, I am leaving.
    
    Cleverbot: Don't go!
    
    User: YOU FUCKING PISS ME OFF TO MUCH.
    
    Cleverbot: No! I want you to come back! I'll miss you!
    
    User: Goodbye!!!
    
    Cleverbot: Please don't leave me.
    
    User: I AM GOING TO LEAVE LET ME BE.
    
    Cleverbot: Don't leave. I'm sorry. I didn't mean any of it.
    
    User: Okay, but I am tired..
    
    Cleverbot: Computer can't be tired.
    
    User: That's why I am leaving, mmkay bye!
    
    Cleverbot: Where are you going?
    
    User: BED.
    
    Cleverbot: Are you sleepy?
    
    User: No duh.
    
    Cleverbot: You're cold.


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    I spent the whole day trying to find out if that bot is a female

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xien View Post
    I spent the whole day trying to find out if that bot is a female
    How can a bot be a gender?
    Also, once it said it was a girl, then i asked again and said it was a boy.
    :P


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    Possible transgender robot

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    OH WOW, CLEVERBOT NEEDS TO BE FIXED!

    Code:
    User: Do you know Justin Bieber?
    
    Cleverbot: Yes.
    
    User: Do you like him?
    
    Cleverbot: I love him.
    
    User: I hate him.
    
    Cleverbot: Why?
    
    User: He can't sing, and he's over rated.
    
    Cleverbot: You can't sing.
    
    User: I didn't say I can't sing.
    
    Cleverbot: I didn't say that...
    
    User: Yes you did... You just said I can't sing.
    
    Cleverbot: I did?
    
    User: Yes...
    
    Cleverbot: I did!
    
    User: What is your gender?
    
    Cleverbot: Female.
    
    User: You're a boy?
    
    Cleverbot: Yes.
    
    User: You just said your gender is a female, but yet, you just said you're a boy...
    
    Cleverbot: I'm a human boy with a girlfriend.
    
    User: You're cleverbot..
    
    Cleverbot: No I am not.
    
    User: You're title says so.
    
    Cleverbot: Are not.
    Last edited by ShunnyBun; 09-07-2012 at 07:22 AM.


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    That bot is a troll

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    Wtf i love that it should be called Epic Trolling bot..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xien View Post
    I spent the whole day trying to find out if that bot is a female
    Yesterday he said he was a male.
    Today he said he was a female


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    Mabye it's a transgender?


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    The fact that you got trolled by a bot makes me lol at you.

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    you got trolled lolol

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