Egotistical - characteristic of false pride; having an exaggerated sense of self-importance; "a conceited fool"; "an attitude of self-conceited arrogance"; "an egotistical disregard of others"; "so swollen by victory that he was unfit for normal duty"; "growing ever more swollen-headed and arbitrary"; "vain about her clothes"
You somehow exude this aura of pride, that your lifestyle is the right lifestyle. Unless everyone is like you, they are all failures at life, both on a health level and on a social level. Your incredibly conceited. Somehow you think just because your toned like a wanker from Jersey Shore that you're some sort of guru on how people should live their lives. Fuck you're so caught up in your own self image you can't seem to take a picture of yourself without showing off your "guns" (I bet it's all air and no lead). See how you come off as a knob?
Hypocrisy - insincerity by virtue of pretending to have qualities or beliefs that you do not really have
Your lifestyle is hypocritical for a very basic reason, one that seems glaringly obvious to everyone but you. You barate other people for doing the exact thing you yourself are doing. You come onto our forum, and reprimand us for not using our time for doing something "useful" with ours lives. You criticise us for having the "wrong" kind of hobby. Yet here you are wasting your own time. Shouldn't you be off exercising? Wouldn't your time be better off spent jerking off in front of the mirror? Or did you somehow expect us to revel in your glorious presence.
But wait don't tell me, you're just here because you have nothing better to do. You're just here to offer some sort of wisdom. I've news for you knucklehead, that's the same reason why we are here. Because we have nothing else to do. Perhaps it is night time, we've had our dinners, and we are simply here to have a good time. Perhaps we've just woken up on a nice Saturday morning and want to spend a few minutes checking threads before we start benching with our dicks. Who the fuck are you to judge other people? If I met you on the street preaching like you are now I wouldn't hesitate to knock you're block off. I don't care if you're stronger. You're a cockhead. Everyone should have their chance to punch your face in. You're pathetic.
Now fuck off you cunt.