Well actually i bet your were a good friend to Dave to be a mod , cuz acting like that im sure you just approve what i meant in this thread.
Liz takes care of staffing. The only reason I got it is because as much as I am a douchebag and an asshole, I actually care about this site. I treat the members of my section with respect and do what I can to help them. I've pissed both Liz and Dave off when I first became a Minion and I am still here.
Also, I agree with that E-Card. I fucking hate "Happy Holidays" bullshit.