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    ok so today is mothers day....


    I walked to the store and bought my mommy some flowers

    when i got home i set them down to go take a massive dump

    when i finished wiping my ass i walked out to discover that my cat had pushed the flowers and the vase over, and was now taking a bath in the flowers and glass shards


    this made me even more mad when later he missed the cat box

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    shut up you fucking redneck

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    Quote Originally Posted by iTZ BOOGEY View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by chrisisafoo View Post
    ok so today is mothers day....


    I walked to the store and bought my mommy some flowers

    when i got home i set them down to go take a massive dump

    when i finished wiping my ass i walked out to discover that my cat had pushed the flowers and the vase over, and was now taking a bath in the flowers and glass shards


    this made me even more mad when later he missed the cat box
    Lol, what did you Mum say?

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    Ahhahaha sucks for you. Very much so. I didn't have to do shit. Just said "mommy you're the best" I'm spoiled to know teehee.

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    go buy more flowers?
    and better yet, get a better gift? the shitty 5$ flowers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gourav2122 View Post
    go buy more flowers?
    and better yet, get a better gift? the shitty 5$ flowers

    man flowers are fucking expensive lol, i bought like maybe 10 roses(pink and a vase

    $50 fuckin dollars. boogey i Lol'ed at your comment(noob!)


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    That's sad.

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