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    life is shit

    god whay cant things ever work out? fisrt evry thing happens then my grandma gets cancer things make no sense.

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    Lick my one eyed magical snake and your life will be a unicorn farting out hamburgers and hotdogs.

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    Please stay calm the MPGH police will be at your house in approximately the time it takes for time travel to be invented because I ate 1 too many donuts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Officer Bill View Post
    Please stay calm the MPGH police will be at your house in approximately the time it takes for time travel to be invented because I ate 1 too many donuts.
    Shut the fuck up you you filthy miscreant.
    When the earth is changed into a humid dungeon,
    In which Hope like a bat
    Goes beating the walls with her timid wings
    And knocking her head against the rotten ceiling;
    When the rain stretching out its endless train
    Imitates the bars of a vast prison
    And a silent horde of loathsome spiders
    Comes to spin their webs in the depths of our brains,
    All at once the bells leap with rage
    And hurl a frightful roar at heaven,
    Even as wandering spirits with no country
    Burst into a stubborn, whimpering cry.
    — And without drums or music, long hearses
    Pass by slowly in my soul; Hope, vanquished,
    Weeps, and atrocious, despotic Anguish
    On my bowed skull plants her black flag.

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    Good luck on your future endeavors.
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    Everyone goes through pain. Want it to stop? Kill yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenshin13 View Post
    Everyone goes through pain. Want it to stop? Kill yourself.
    This is true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    Shut the fuck up you you filthy miscreant.
    I am just trying to cheer the fellow up, he should join the MPGH police department for it is a fun facility for all to join, unless you have an STD.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kongx View Post
    god whay cant things ever work out? fisrt evry thing happens then my grandma gets cancer things make no sense.
    have a few bowls you will feel better

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    Fuck up little shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xiolest View Post
    Lick my one eyed magical snake and your life will be a unicorn farting out hamburgers and hotdogs.
    Thats just wrong
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    No, that is the most retarded thing anyone can say

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    Quote Originally Posted by -[C]vrLe* View Post
    Thats just wrong

    well then, you sir take things too seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xiolest View Post
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    well then, you sir take things too seriously.
    Its what i say when i see something funny..but its still wrong wrong!
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