I don't know how it even got in my room to begin with, but I guess that's how they have survived since Jurassic times.
Anyways, I was going to sleep, and I felt this thing crawl land on my foot. I thought it was a fly so I just kicked, but it moved up, so I kicked again hard and it disappeared. For a second. A second later, it runs across, onto my other foot and I was like wtf? I kick and it didn't go, then I started getting worried, it felt big, I was like WTF is this a snake? I kicked downward and then jumped off my bed and turned on the light.
And there it was, a motherfucking cockaroach upside down with it's guts hanging out, and two fucking small spots of guts smothered on my new bedsheet.
I flicked it off and tried to clean off the guts off my bedsheet (PRIORTIES PEOPLE!) with a piece of paper, and then I saw it running across the carpet with it's guts hanging out. I was like what the fuck am I gonna do? Should I just grab it and throw it outside? I was like, I don't want it to fucking suffer and die from shock or something. So I grabbed a piece of paper and tried to put it in between and squash it with my foot, but it was too fast out. After 3 tries I realized it was futile, so I squashed it with my fingers in between the piece of paper. Then I washed my hands really thoroughly and then tried to clean my bed again with water this time. Most of it came out.
I think I was scarred for life, that was fucking sick, and took me like 30 mins to fall asleep after.
This fucker was huge, like 2.5 inches or some shit. Yeah, bigger than your dick.
lol epic experiance.... yea man i hate them fucker too.... i had a similar experiance a couple of days ago.... but the cocksucker wasnt that big so i instantly grabbed his little bitchass with a tissue paper and squashed it to death
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