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    Cockaroaches



    I don't know how it even got in my room to begin with, but I guess that's how they have survived since Jurassic times.

    Anyways, I was going to sleep, and I felt this thing crawl land on my foot. I thought it was a fly so I just kicked, but it moved up, so I kicked again hard and it disappeared. For a second. A second later, it runs across, onto my other foot and I was like wtf? I kick and it didn't go, then I started getting worried, it felt big, I was like WTF is this a snake? I kicked downward and then jumped off my bed and turned on the light.

    And there it was, a motherfucking cockaroach upside down with it's guts hanging out, and two fucking small spots of guts smothered on my new bedsheet.

    I flicked it off and tried to clean off the guts off my bedsheet (PRIORTIES PEOPLE!) with a piece of paper, and then I saw it running across the carpet with it's guts hanging out. I was like what the fuck am I gonna do? Should I just grab it and throw it outside? I was like, I don't want it to fucking suffer and die from shock or something. So I grabbed a piece of paper and tried to put it in between and squash it with my foot, but it was too fast out. After 3 tries I realized it was futile, so I squashed it with my fingers in between the piece of paper. Then I washed my hands really thoroughly and then tried to clean my bed again with water this time. Most of it came out.

    I think I was scarred for life, that was fucking sick, and took me like 30 mins to fall asleep after.

    This fucker was huge, like 2.5 inches or some shit. Yeah, bigger than your dick.




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    I hate when a bug crawls on your legs and you move your leg trying to get it off, and end up jumping around lol

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    I'll be honest i scream and run from bugs that big.. then chase after them with my shoe .-.
    Errr.. I hate bugs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Czar View Post
    I'll be honest i scream and run from bugs that big.. then chase after them with my shoe .-.
    Errr.. I hate bugs.
    I don't like them either, lol.

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    OOOOO dont talk aobut bugs rhghgehgehw "-_- hate them i got shock when i read

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    You all are a bunch of pussies.




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    lolz i would of just looked at my foot the first time if i knew something was on my foot lol but still gross as hell i hate cockaroches the biggest one i seen was like 3in. maybe longer
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    You'd go turn on the light when something is crawling up your leg? -.-




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    Fuckaroach musta been a shock.

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    lol epic experiance.... yea man i hate them fucker too.... i had a similar experiance a couple of days ago.... but the cocksucker wasnt that big so i instantly grabbed his little bitchass with a tissue paper and squashed it to death
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    AHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH Mr. im not scared of anything.

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    lmao i have a terrible story of roaches that made me scared of them all my life

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hispiforce View Post
    AHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAH Mr. im not scared of anything.
    WHO SAID I WAS SKARED OF EM NIDDER. I AINT NO POOSY LIKE U.




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    lmao if you had the same shit that happend to me i bet you will be scared of them gave me trama

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    Quote Originally Posted by arunforce View Post
    I think I was scarred for life, that was fucking sick, and took me like 30 mins to fall asleep after.
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