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    My Penis is So Big.

    MY PENIS IS SO BIG!!

    I'm not bragging it. I'm just being honest to all of you. Hehehe

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    ​Those who feel the need to gloat about penis size usually have a small penis. It's a scientific fact.
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    You're an Asian ..
    So yours must be pretty small ..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    ​Those who feel the need to gloat about penis size usually have a small penis. It's a scientific fact.
    /fact .

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    It is in fact proven by science that if you gloat about your penis size it's small, You want us to think it's big. Don't play games kid, I know my facts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AwesomeShit View Post
    Someone's deleting my post. -_-
    I wonder why.
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    Now get a cock sucker

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    Mate, do you even TRY to compensate?
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    OKay you can now stop looking at your dick with a microscope.

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    Its big to fit in ur mum vag! oh wait, It still not big enough

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    Your one is small bro.

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    This thread was designed to have you guys respond and make stupid penis jokes.
    Because of that, this thread is full of win.
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