Results 1 to 6 of 6
  1. #1
    arunforce's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Gender
    male
    Location
    A place for amigos
    Posts
    21,685
    Reputation
    2927
    Thanks
    9,512

    Flying Ants - My body becomes a battlefield



    Ok, so I go biking quite far everyday. Anyways, so usually when it's this hot (over 100F), there are these termite like things that fly in groups over cement surrounded by grass (usually a fence is nearby). I don't know why they don't fly over the grass, but it's ALWAYS the cement. On a normal hot day, there is usually about 10-20 swarms of them. Not this day, oh no, there were about 50-75 swarms (like 20-50 flying ant chiggers in each swarm). And at the speed I am traveling, and the sweat dripping over my body, they usually die upon impact. Some survive. Well today, I think I killed about 600 of them. They are horrible, they are like tiny spitwads that stick to your body and itch like hell. They fly into my hair, face, eyes, mouth, arms, legs, body, etc. I have to keep my mouth air tight and look downward or shield my face to prevent them from entering. Well anyways, they entered my mouth twice when I opened my mouth for air. The second time one flew in really deep, so I grouped the saliva and spit it out, about 4 more entered when I did it and the spitball just fucking dropped like a rock and fell on my arm. I was fucking grossed out. Also, earlier I went to wipe the sweat off my forehead, but I used my hand because I knew those little termite fuckers were gonna be on it, and there were like 20 on my hand. They looked like fucking ants without their wings all crushed up. Anyways, when I got home, I didn't wait for my body to cool down I just jumped in the shower, but when I looked in the mirror, there was about 40 of them JUST on my neck, and like 20 on my fucking face.

    Holy shit I hate them, I think I'm going to take another route tomorrow, because it's going to be hot as hell again. God damn, my shirt was all sweaty, and had a bunch of bugs (I used it to wipe off my self before showering).

    My body is a battlefield.




    v1.96 - Tutorials, Upgraded Town, Def Revamp
    v1.97 - Cutscenes/Quests, Friend List
    v1.98 - Classes, Necklace/Rings
    v1.99 - Guilds
    v2.00 - Open Beta


  2. #2
    fabz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Gender
    male
    Location
    N.Y.C
    Posts
    5,471
    Reputation
    108
    Thanks
    515
    Tats not that bad last year during summer a 3 inch roach chased me it was flying i was scared and screamed like a betch

  3. #3
    undergroundhack's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Gender
    male
    Posts
    130
    Reputation
    10
    Thanks
    100
    My Mood
    Amazed
    omg dude i hate those things some times they are all over my yard and they bite like mother f**kers

    goal list!
    get 10 kill streak on ca [X]
    get 100 kill streak on ca [X]
    get 30 post [X]
    get 80 post [X]
    get 100 post [X]
    get 400 post []
    make a small ca cham [X]
    get mpgh mod []

    respect list!
    dave84311
    [MPGH]obama

    press thanks!

  4. #4
    arunforce's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Gender
    male
    Location
    A place for amigos
    Posts
    21,685
    Reputation
    2927
    Thanks
    9,512
    Quote Originally Posted by fabz View Post
    Tats not that bad last year during summer a 3 inch roach chased me it was flying i was scared and screamed like a betch
    Oh my god! Pussy.

    You have no idea how horrible it was.




    v1.96 - Tutorials, Upgraded Town, Def Revamp
    v1.97 - Cutscenes/Quests, Friend List
    v1.98 - Classes, Necklace/Rings
    v1.99 - Guilds
    v2.00 - Open Beta


  5. #5
    GoW's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Gender
    male
    Location
    Spartaaa!
    Posts
    220
    Reputation
    11
    Thanks
    5
    My Mood
    Twisted
    rofl, love the title

  6. #6
    Czar's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2008
    Gender
    male
    Posts
    12,652
    Reputation
    1136
    Thanks
    4,294,967,295
    This is so weird..
    czar = hates all bugs.

Similar Threads

  1. Want to become a "Super User"?
    By Dave84311 in forum News & Announcements
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 06-16-2006, 11:02 AM
  2. Flying Tanks....???
    By Austin1333337 in forum WarRock - International Hacks
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 05-28-2006, 10:31 AM
  3. Flying Ramming Jets?
    By Dave84311 in forum General
    Replies: 5
    Last Post: 05-24-2006, 10:52 AM
  4. Flying / Jump Packet
    By Bull3t in forum WarRock - International Hacks
    Replies: 14
    Last Post: 01-16-2006, 07:32 PM
  5. Battlefield 1942
    By gameyoda in forum Hack Requests
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 01-16-2006, 06:21 AM

Tags for this Thread