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    IF you ever thought about getting a cat

    Then I would like to contribute to your thoughts by giving you a short story about my life:

    So as I was browsing MPGH, my cat came in, and pulled my iphone down from my desk, and now ran into the other room thus concluding that I have to get up, chase that lill mofo, and then take my phone back which is most likely damaged.


    Oh yeah, she also peed on my feet, on my computer, on my bed, on my clothes(which I threw away ofcourse), on my playstation and on my headphones.

    Other then that, she also took a shit on my feet, on my bed, on my clothes, and on my couch as she actually has a litterbox.


    so yeah

    fuck cats
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    ​Cats are cool as fuck, yours is just shitty.
    I am the seer in the dark,
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    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
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    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.
    Take your place amongst my Owsla,
    we march at dawn now and forever.


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    I fucking hate cats. Dogs ftw
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    I F*CKING HATE CATS because they brutally murdered my 3 bunny wabbit ..

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    I've had cats since the day of my birth, and I haven't complaining ever since. ( got 4 currently ).

    You just need to know how to take care of them.

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    I hate cats...

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    They are cute ;-;




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    Duuuude.
    Ur right.
    But I still love em.
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    Cats are only cute in the kitty stage.

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    But....their so cute

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    Quote Originally Posted by Symmetrical View Post
    I F*CKING HATE CATS because they brutally murdered my 3 bunny wabbit ..
    Waaaah


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    He doesn't seem to like you either

    Mutual hate ftw
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    I own a cat I love it... except

    when it fucking opens my door and doesn't walk in

    when i open my door and he doesn't walk in

    when i feed it and it just looks at me displeased

    when i cut meat for it so it can eat and it just thinks that i'm a retard stares at me for a while and only eats it when im not there.

    when it vomits on your window ledges

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