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    I'm A Fucking Idiot

    So while I was in Old Navy (being a big pleb) I was looking around while waiting in line, just chillin, when this pretty cute (7/10) girl locks eyes with me. We stared at each other for a good 20 seconds and just smiled. She then walked in front of me and, omg, did she exaggerate that walk. Fucking rocked her ass like it was a contest and I was the damn judge. I then proceeded to just blatantly stare at her and she fucking knew it. She was in this pretty revealing tight dress that went high up on here thighs. She was leaning over at the counter aiming that glorious booty in my direction. My fucking heart was pounding harder than one of those Viking guys that sit on the back of a boat and pound the drums.

    So anyway I get done buying my stuff and didn't even talk to her. Right now I'm typing this shit and getting pissed off all over again. I should have walked right up to her and been all like, "You fine as hell gurrrl, whats yo name?" From there proceed to get her number and fucking later that week. But no, I'm beta as fuck and just drove home cause I wanted to chill with my friends. FUCK I'M AN IDIOT!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jason` View Post
    Bro's Before Hoe's
    Doesn't mean you can't ask for her number.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Enjoi View Post
    "You fine as hell gurrrl, whats yo name?"
    Worst pickup line ever. This is what's wrong with today's youth.
    This is the part that made me believe you're a fucking idiot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ap0. View Post
    Worst pickup line ever. This is what's wrong with today's youth.
    This is the part that made me believe you're a fucking idiot.
    The part where you think I would actually say that just proves to me that you have fucking autism.

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    damm that sucks :/
    better luck next time
     

     
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    Lol it was his choice..





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    Similar situation with me. Was at a music festival at the start of this year. Saw a cute girl with her friends at a table, we locked eyesight with each other and I smiled at gave a cheeky wave and she waved back. Every time we walked past each other during the day she would do those cute/shy kind of smiles. I hate myself for not growing a pair of balls and asking for her number.
    Oh hai der.

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    Hue, yes you are.

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    ...You are moronic!!!

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    I'm not sure what to respond... gratz that you realize that you're an idiot? dunno




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