Thread: My farts

Results 1 to 6 of 6
  1. #1
    JR_44's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2013
    Gender
    male
    Posts
    33
    Reputation
    10
    Thanks
    0

    My farts

    Man I just hate it when I fart I end up shitting myself and crying in the corner and then changing my diaper and then venting it on mpgh.

  2. #2
    Aborted's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Gender
    male
    Location
    Shitpost Defense
    Posts
    17,471
    Reputation
    3076
    Thanks
    6,394
    My Mood
    Twisted
    10/10 Would read again.



    Also fapped.
    When the earth is changed into a humid dungeon,
    In which Hope like a bat
    Goes beating the walls with her timid wings
    And knocking her head against the rotten ceiling;
    When the rain stretching out its endless train
    Imitates the bars of a vast prison
    And a silent horde of loathsome spiders
    Comes to spin their webs in the depths of our brains,
    All at once the bells leap with rage
    And hurl a frightful roar at heaven,
    Even as wandering spirits with no country
    Burst into a stubborn, whimpering cry.
    — And without drums or music, long hearses
    Pass by slowly in my soul; Hope, vanquished,
    Weeps, and atrocious, despotic Anguish
    On my bowed skull plants her black flag.

  3. #3
    ᴁnema's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2013
    Gender
    male
    Location
    ┐└.jambi
    Posts
    1,850
    Reputation
    279
    Thanks
    193
    write a book about it



  4. #4
    edwardjiang's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2010
    Gender
    male
    Location
    Sydney
    Posts
    450
    Reputation
    10
    Thanks
    21
    Write a whole novel about it.

  5. #5
    ᴁnema's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2013
    Gender
    male
    Location
    ┐└.jambi
    Posts
    1,850
    Reputation
    279
    Thanks
    193
    make a movie out of this story



  6. #6
    alecwolf's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2013
    Gender
    male
    Location
    Netherlands
    Posts
    21
    Reputation
    10
    Thanks
    0
    My Mood
    Aggressive
    Make a game out of this.

Similar Threads

  1. Farts
    By Zhellbound in forum General
    Replies: 22
    Last Post: 02-05-2009, 05:15 PM
  2. Different Farts
    By baconxx14 in forum Spammers Corner
    Replies: 9
    Last Post: 12-24-2008, 08:13 PM