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    I Fucking Hate Condoms

    I can't stand using them, but I sometimes have to. Its like cutting off circulation to my penis and I can't feel anything. The only up side to them is I last like 3 fucking hours. Its a damn work out for me just to blow a simple load. It seems like my girlfriend likes me to use them cause its safe, but I like the feeling more and the risk factor. Where is the fun in sex if you don't have to worry about pulling out in time?

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    Do you want to have a child at such a young age? You can't even take care of yourself.

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    My girl has birth control. I just lather my dick up with spermicidal lube and bust in her pussy, a year and three months of doing this twice a day minimum (with days where we are both too tired to do shit) and not a single crying fucker has been born yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post
    My girl has birth control. I just lather my dick up with spermicidal lube and bust in her pussy, a year and three months of doing this twice a day minimum (with days where we are both too tired to do shit) and not a single crying fucker has been born yet.
    She wont take that cause it "Will change the way she acts and will be different."
    God damn internet feeding girls with lies!

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    ​I already have herpes so I just say fuck it.
    When the earth is changed into a humid dungeon,
    In which Hope like a bat
    Goes beating the walls with her timid wings
    And knocking her head against the rotten ceiling;
    When the rain stretching out its endless train
    Imitates the bars of a vast prison
    And a silent horde of loathsome spiders
    Comes to spin their webs in the depths of our brains,
    All at once the bells leap with rage
    And hurl a frightful roar at heaven,
    Even as wandering spirits with no country
    Burst into a stubborn, whimpering cry.
    — And without drums or music, long hearses
    Pass by slowly in my soul; Hope, vanquished,
    Weeps, and atrocious, despotic Anguish
    On my bowed skull plants her black flag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    ​I already have herpes so I just say fuck it.
    This man knows his shit (Literally, he talks to his shit and becomes friends with it, then flushes it.), better listen to him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDawg147 View Post
    This man knows his shit (Literally, he talks to his shit and becomes friends with it, then flushes it.), better listen to him.
    I don't do that anymore.
    It was always so emotional when I finally had to say goodbye.
    When the earth is changed into a humid dungeon,
    In which Hope like a bat
    Goes beating the walls with her timid wings
    And knocking her head against the rotten ceiling;
    When the rain stretching out its endless train
    Imitates the bars of a vast prison
    And a silent horde of loathsome spiders
    Comes to spin their webs in the depths of our brains,
    All at once the bells leap with rage
    And hurl a frightful roar at heaven,
    Even as wandering spirits with no country
    Burst into a stubborn, whimpering cry.
    — And without drums or music, long hearses
    Pass by slowly in my soul; Hope, vanquished,
    Weeps, and atrocious, despotic Anguish
    On my bowed skull plants her black flag.

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    Pulling out? I shoot my load wherever I want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antipathy View Post
    Pulling out? I shoot my load wherever I want.
    stfu u get no pie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cardozo4life View Post
    stfu u get no pie.
    To me, you are the pie, in the sense that I'll eat you. Not that you're sweet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arun's Bitch View Post
    BEND UR KNEES
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    I'd probably take her advice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arun's Bitch View Post
    BEND UR KNEES
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    Sounds so promising

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    Quote Originally Posted by .DLL View Post
    Sounds so promising
    You down 2 fawk? With no condoms of course.

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