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    I Fucking Hate Condoms

    I can't stand using them, but I sometimes have to. Its like cutting off circulation to my penis and I can't feel anything. The only up side to them is I last like 3 fucking hours. Its a damn work out for me just to blow a simple load. It seems like my girlfriend likes me to use them cause its safe, but I like the feeling more and the risk factor. Where is the fun in sex if you don't have to worry about pulling out in time?

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    Do you want to have a child at such a young age? You can't even take care of yourself.

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    My girl has birth control. I just lather my dick up with spermicidal lube and bust in her pussy, a year and three months of doing this twice a day minimum (with days where we are both too tired to do shit) and not a single crying fucker has been born yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lehsyrus View Post
    My girl has birth control. I just lather my dick up with spermicidal lube and bust in her pussy, a year and three months of doing this twice a day minimum (with days where we are both too tired to do shit) and not a single crying fucker has been born yet.
    She wont take that cause it "Will change the way she acts and will be different."
    God damn internet feeding girls with lies!

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    ​I already have herpes so I just say fuck it.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
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    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    ​I already have herpes so I just say fuck it.
    This man knows his shit (Literally, he talks to his shit and becomes friends with it, then flushes it.), better listen to him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDawg147 View Post
    This man knows his shit (Literally, he talks to his shit and becomes friends with it, then flushes it.), better listen to him.
    I don't do that anymore.
    It was always so emotional when I finally had to say goodbye.
    I am the seer in the dark,
    the vagabond of yore,
    valediction.
    I am the sum of all your parts,
    and proprietor of all.
    A miasma,
    the conclusion,
    blackmonger of Inlé,
    valediction.
    Synapses fray,
    my form now vivid,
    as torpor sets and blood grows tepid.
    With every ounce of flesh now offered,
    I hold your corpse within my coffers.
    Knitted cells now split asunder,
    stand alongside me brother.

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    Pulling out? I shoot my load wherever I want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antipathy View Post
    Pulling out? I shoot my load wherever I want.
    stfu u get no pie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cardozo4life View Post
    stfu u get no pie.
    To me, you are the pie, in the sense that I'll eat you. Not that you're sweet.

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    BEND UR KNEES
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arun's Bitch View Post
    BEND UR KNEES
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    I'd probably take her advice

     
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arun's Bitch View Post
    BEND UR KNEES
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    Sounds so promising

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    Quote Originally Posted by .DLL View Post
    Sounds so promising
    You down 2 fawk? With no condoms of course.

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