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    Someone step up.

    Step up and be more of an asshole to people.
    Make sure everyone despises you wherever you go, and for gods sake or whatever flying spaghetti monster type deal you're into - Write something really worth reading here, nobody has anything fun to be angry about.

    So, it's open for grabs, biggest douche in the universe award - someone come get it, so that I can throw it out of your moms closet.

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    'Aight:

    Shut the hell up you whiny Swedish fuck. No one gives a shit about your supposed 'evil' ways. Go out and actually do something rather than acting tough on the internet. You're an arrognat, worthless, new fag who thinks he's more important than he really is. You haven't even been here for a year and you think you're the shit because you spew worthless spam to boost your post count. You mere presence pollutes the very air I breathe, and that knowledge disgusts me to no end.
    Go kill yourself like you always claim you want to, you emo fuck. You're a fucking nobody Antipathy, a fucking nobody.


    /DoucheBagOfTheUniverseRant.


    Last edited by Aborted; 10-09-2013 at 06:58 PM.
    When the earth is changed into a humid dungeon,
    In which Hope like a bat
    Goes beating the walls with her timid wings
    And knocking her head against the rotten ceiling;
    When the rain stretching out its endless train
    Imitates the bars of a vast prison
    And a silent horde of loathsome spiders
    Comes to spin their webs in the depths of our brains,
    All at once the bells leap with rage
    And hurl a frightful roar at heaven,
    Even as wandering spirits with no country
    Burst into a stubborn, whimpering cry.
    — And without drums or music, long hearses
    Pass by slowly in my soul; Hope, vanquished,
    Weeps, and atrocious, despotic Anguish
    On my bowed skull plants her black flag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    'Aight:

    Shut the hell up you whiny Swedish fuck. No one gives a shit about your supposed 'evil' ways. Go out and actually do something rather than acting tough on the internet. You're an arrognat, worthless, new fag who thinks he's more important than he really is. You haven't even been here for a year and you think you're the shit because you spew worthless spam to boost your post count. You mere presence pollutes the very air I breathe, and that knowledge disgusts me to no end.
    Go kill yourself like you always claim you want to, you emo fuck. You're a fucking nobody Antipathy, a fucking nobody.


    /DoucheBagOfTheUniverseRant.



    Arrognat.

    Cool.

    By the way, "You mere presence,"

    Also cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Defloration. View Post



    Arrognat.

    Cool.

    By the way, "You mere presence,"

    Also cool.
    ​One of my more hurried posts.
    When the earth is changed into a humid dungeon,
    In which Hope like a bat
    Goes beating the walls with her timid wings
    And knocking her head against the rotten ceiling;
    When the rain stretching out its endless train
    Imitates the bars of a vast prison
    And a silent horde of loathsome spiders
    Comes to spin their webs in the depths of our brains,
    All at once the bells leap with rage
    And hurl a frightful roar at heaven,
    Even as wandering spirits with no country
    Burst into a stubborn, whimpering cry.
    — And without drums or music, long hearses
    Pass by slowly in my soul; Hope, vanquished,
    Weeps, and atrocious, despotic Anguish
    On my bowed skull plants her black flag.

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    Honestly, I think I'm obligated to be nominated for this award just for the fact that I made a Tyler Perry's Hotel Rwanda joke where Madea (or whatever that fat bitch's name is) is going through that really bumpy road, she steps out of the car, sees all of the dead people, and starts screeching like a monkey. She then apologizes for running over their home (with a broken mud hut in the back) as she tip-toes back to the jeep and runs 'em all over again.
    I also like to tell Jews I thought The Boy in the Striped Pajamas was a comedy.

    Though most of you know me, and I'm probably the meanest person on MPGH if we're all honest here.
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    I hate you colin. I really hate you.
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    Fuck you colin

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post

    ​One of my more hurried posts.
    I did like it, though. You piece of shit.
    helt ensam.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aborted View Post
    'Aight:

    Shut the hell up you whiny Swedish fuck. No one gives a shit about your supposed 'evil' ways. Go out and actually do something rather than acting tough on the internet. You're an arrognat, worthless, new fag who thinks he's more important than he really is. You haven't even been here for a year and you think you're the shit because you spew worthless spam to boost your post count. You mere presence pollutes the very air I breathe, and that knowledge disgusts me to no end.
    Go kill yourself like you always claim you want to, you emo fuck. You're a fucking nobody Antipathy, a fucking nobody.


    /DoucheBagOfTheUniverseRant.

    Somehow, polluting everyone elses air makes me feel a whole lot better.
    You're not coming to Sweden anytime soon, I think we could have fun while smoking a fatty.


    Quote Originally Posted by Nitekillr View Post
    Honestly, I think I'm obligated to be nominated for this award just for the fact that I made a Tyler Perry's Hotel Rwanda joke where Madea (or whatever that fat bitch's name is) is going through that really bumpy road, she steps out of the car, sees all of the dead people, and starts screeching like a monkey. She then apologizes for running over their home (with a broken mud hut in the back) as she tip-toes back to the jeep and runs 'em all over again.
    I also like to tell Jews I thought The Boy in the Striped Pajamas was a comedy.

    Though most of you know me, and I'm probably the meanest person on MPGH if we're all honest here.
    Good try, but I think that Aborted has the lead so far.

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    I don't have time to write an elaborate post for your faggoty ass that stays home listening to metal trying to look hardcore on MPGH. 8,000 posts in a year? Is MPGH all your basic ass does? Stop listening to your shit music and get a job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AqworldThunder View Post
    I don't have time to write an elaborate post for your faggoty ass that stays home listening to metal trying to look hardcore on MPGH. 8,000 posts in a year? Is MPGH all your basic ass does? Stop listening to your shit music and get a job.
    I weep for your ineptitude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antipathy View Post


    I weep for your ineptitude.
    Thanks bby, I don't spend all day insulting others over the internet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AqworldThunder View Post
    Thanks bby, I don't spend all day insulting others over the internet.
    We can't all watch queer anime shows, now can we.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antipathy View Post

    Good try, but I think that Aborted has the lead so far.
    Oh we were supposed to prove ourselves?
    Fuck that, way too much time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitekillr View Post
    Oh we were supposed to prove ourselves?
    Fuck that, way too much time.
    Not really, I was simply being informative.
    Too much responsibility explaining the whole thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antipathy View Post


    We can't all watch queer anime shows, now can we.
    Finally, SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS ME. Nice sig btw. #FTS..

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