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    God damnit.

    So, out of habit, I don't realize I do it, but I chew my fingernails down.

    It's gross, I know. But it's the worst when I chew them down too far without realizing it.


    Because:

    So today, after listening to my stomach growl for about a half hour, I decide to go look in the kitchen for some food. I find Doritos, yum.

    I think that I'll just take them into my room, kick back and watch TV.

    No, of course not, I stick my hand in there and pull out the first few chips fine. After that my fingers started to fucking burn.

    EATING POTATO CHIPS HAS TURNED INTO TORTURE.

    IF you can help it don't fucking chew your finger nails.

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    I have a friend like that, and you got like all that dead skin hanging. Ewieeee.

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    Lol and thats a lesson to be learned

    Think about the consequences before you act.

    And that is some sick shit.

    I think we need a neighborhood watch.
    I think thats what happened, you got robbed and the neighborhood watched!
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    Quote Originally Posted by imsohoooood View Post
    I have a friend like that, and you got like all that dead skin hanging. Ewieeee.
    My fingers end up looking gross, and it's just gross to me to put your fingers in your mouth so often.

    I don't realize I do it until it's too late.

    For instance, I'll be watching TV and I'll get a text, I grab my phone and 2 fingers on my left hand are wet with saliva. I'm dumbfounded. Didn't know I was doing it.


    Lesson I still haven't learned. Happens every week.

    By the time they grow back I do it again, there's like a 2 day period where it's safe and painless to enjoy potato chips for me.

    I'll have to put some weird shit on my fingers so when I go to stick them in my mouth to chew the nail off it'll taste gross so I won't.

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    Chew gum Find a new habit. LIVE ABOVE THE NAIL CHEWING INFLUENCE.
    YOU CAN DO ET!

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    wow dude i do the same exact thing, except one time i accidently poured some soda on them when i bit them down too far

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    That's pretty fucking disgusting... and sounds like it's a fucker-nut to eat food.
    D=

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    I used to do it..
    Till one day I just stopped..
    Like the only time willpower ever worked out for me.

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