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    Thumbs down DEAR GOOGLE

    Dear Google,
    Suck a dick.Why the fuck do you think it is legal for you and your gay boyfriend NSA to spy on innocent people masturbating. Its the SECOND time i got caught masturbating by google.Google why do you know soo much shit? Wtf? And are you some sort of gay craigslist? Cuz if i search man penis bear sucking unicorn some crazy shit appears.I dont hate you google we still cool, just dont send the FBI after me plz.


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    Jov (the masturbating guy)

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    just lettin off some steam

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    do you wanna life without google?

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    Dear Google, I love you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jov View Post
    Cuz if i search man penis bear sucking unicorn some crazy shit appears.I dont hate you google we still cool, just dont send the FBI after me plz.
    "some crazy shit appears"

    Wut.

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    Why are you masturbating in the first place? Treat a woman right and you won't have to do that.

     
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