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    I love Google.

    Dear Google, I love you.
    I want to be inside of you, I want you to carry our unborn baby.

    You and you alone can and will pick up the shrapnel of humanity.
    You possess all the knowledge one could ever want, even though at some occasions you show me things that I don't like.
    But that's love, you have to take the good with the bad.

    It's my own fault for using you, using you without your protection.
    I have to admit, you're the only one for me, I can't even look at another engine without cringing and thinking, what an ugly engine.

    Yours forever.
    Forever and ever,
    Google customer.

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    Bing is love Bing is life


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    Quote Originally Posted by saqib31 View Post
    Bing is love Bing is life
    Nope google is a much better search engine.
    If you need help with anything, feel free to PM/VM me about it.



     
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    google is my brother in law lel jk i love google <3
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    Quote Originally Posted by bernard90 View Post
    Bing is internet scum.
    M8 bing is amazing at finding porn





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    Quote Originally Posted by Hunter! View Post
    Nope google is a much better search engine.
    If that's so Yahoo! is love Yahoo is life!


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    Quote Originally Posted by saqib31 View Post
    Bing is love Bing is life
    even yahoo's better.

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    Your not retarded, but your canadian o_o

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    Quote Originally Posted by bernard90 View Post
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    Your not retarded, but your canadian o_o
    Is that an insult towards Canadians?
    By the way, you're*

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